#facstarter

[lolamxrcado]

'Tutor' does not actually mean I'm going to do the homework for you. Honestly.

Hooligans. I will not be bought with sugary treats! If there is one thing left that is sacred, one thing untouched by modern day corruption it should be the tutoring system. Therefore logically and as a lesson to whoever left them, I am going to take these baked goods away with me. So I can continue to fight the good fight. And... Not pass out from low blood sugar levels. There. That makes good sense. I think.

[marlenealexandria]

Nothing bad happened; maybe some slight injury, some bruised egos, and there was potential for maiming, but nobody died.

Honestly, I think you need to chill. I'd count that as a success.

[black-heart-narcissa]

Does anyone know

who put fizzing whizbees in every girls' toilet on the first floor? I'd like to personally make sure they understand how uncomfortable of an experience that was.

[marlenealexandria]

Do you take me for an amateur? I've done this, like, a thousand times.

[im--alexander-grantham]

Finally.

My favorite time of year has arrived. Who else is eager for a month of masks and intrigues and things that go bump in the night?

[rory-honeywhistle-blog]

All right, group projects on Complex Transfigurations. Let's do this!

What do you think, should we try to do interspecies transfigurations, or animations? 

[black-heart-narcissa]

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to set off exploding glitter bombs in the courtyard owes me a new coat. My cream jacket now looks like it was made from fairy skins.

[howl-at-the-moony-blog]

Thank Merlin it's finally the weekend, right? You'd think the professors wanted us to resent their classes, so early in the year, too....