May 15, 2025
it occurred to me today that i hold on to people like gyms hold on to those trying to cancel their membership:
oh our friendship is fading? cant u hear me screaming stay stay stay in the back of your mind? i’ll make u think fuck it, this is too much work just to hold u here for a few more weeks. im digging my nails in & holding on like my life depends on it because it kind of almost does. no, it definitely does. give me proof. show me theres no fixing this. bring your id, show me you’re really the person i grew to love for so many years. why are u leaving? i can be different. please don’t go. oh okay, you’re sure? fill out this satisfaction survey. please tell me how to not get into this mess again!
Planet Fitness will miss you!
