TWITTER’S BEST MOMENTS RE: THE FACTORY - PT 2
if anyone needs me please send me letters via carrier pigeon.
i’m only eating raspberries from now on .
bob dylan is my boyfriend and nobody loves him the way i do.
can i be in love, please.
i am drunk in the lobby of the waldorf astoria, and i dont know where my party went i think im going to cry.
all of my mourning clothes are in france so you can’t die.
no more baseball players, i like skater boys now.
would love to be known in history as an iconic groupie when i die.
everyone hates me for being blonde and french.
none of you give jimi hendrix the respect he deserves.
i love being beautiful and interesting.
i’m french, i love snails.
hi, today I feel absolutely nothing. i’m a numb bitch.
i’m fist fighting every last boy that’s prettier than i am, fuck y’all.
my brother held me at gunpoint this morning for not passing the milk jug.
but what about the human being behind the eyelashes?
keap jean-michel basquiat’s name out of your motherfuckin’ mouth.
hell no, i don’t want those spoiled goods.
i hope freud is having a bomb time in hell.
you people and your relationships.
i would be so good to you?
just throwing my whole government name out there.
that would be a violation of her first amendment right, officer.
ew, don't ever compare me to banksy ever again in your life.
he is not allowed to bring the condom here.
why do you look like a 70s horror film lead pre-possession?
if you don’t like being wrong, don’t run your mouth.
are you saying Ganondorf is a top.
i can delete your number but I can’t delete my heart.
let 2019 be the year some of you tone it down.
family drama gives me a vitamin deficiency.
I’m ________ ! I’m fifteen! GOODNIGHT!
it would’ve been less gross if you actually ate ass.
get friends that will pick your nose for you.
heterophobes don’t interact.
i’m 200 pounds of pure bone!
I take clout vitamins every morning.
get your fresh clouts here.
lil yeeyee wouldn’t treat me like this.
i broke my ouija board, so what does this mean for me?
for someone who acts like he can’t stand me, you’re only ever on when i am.
it’s okay to admit you’re in love with me.
posting screencaps is a pussy move.
some people are just so touchy.
imagine needing to be a raging bitch because you have nothing else to bank on.
well, the camera’s not very picky.
liam gallagher is taking the piss and being a right cunt, as usual.
sid vicious didn’t stab nancy in the hotel chelsea for the world to woobify being punk.
_____ looks thin but they weigh a ton because their bones are fucking dense.
it’s not my fault you hate lesbians.
gatekeeping classic rock since birth because lesbians own the rights to the 60s-90s musically .
i think we ALL get depressed.
maybe you should upgrade to being a soundcloud rapper.
maybe you’re not the skinny queen i believed you to be.
cat jumped off my chest and scratched my tit brb while I die.
choke on your milk, slag.
there’s not a soul out there that gives a shit.