catboy sasuke who your parents got you as a companion when you were born—becoming your lifelong best friend and bearer of all your secrets. he’s not the warmest nor brightest like your childhood friend naruto, but you love him nonetheless. because he is who he is—your favourite person and bestest of friends!
catboy sasuke who hatessss it when others get too close to you. he says it makes you smell not his different and it’ll later mess with his nose, but it’s just an excuse to let his jealousy slide.
catboy sasuke who gets grumpier if you don’t rub his chin and scratch the bottom of his ears after you get home from school or work. it doesn’t matter if you’re too busy or it simply slipped your mind—he’ll brood alone by the window, acting overly aloof and ignoring your calls until you give him double your usual attention.
catboy sasuke who only curls up beside you in bed after you’ve fallen asleep. he likes watching you before he dozes off—trying to memorise every curves and stroke of your face to later dream of. sometimes, you wake up with his head resting on your chest, purring to your heartbeat and your heartstrings always get tangled up at the sight of it.
catboy sasuke who absolutely despises the vet and especially the needles. but he holds his phobias in when you’re sitting beside him cheering him on, looking and smiling at him and only him. he acts all nonchalant when his tail is whipping and his fur is all comically erect. but he seems all calm only because you’re there and you’re watching.
catboy sasuke who sleeps in your closet when you don’t come home for whatever reason, missing your warmth and barely comforted by your mere scent. but it’s the best remnants of you, so he just has to endure the lonely night and script the words he’ll use to chastise you for when you finally come home.
catboy sasuke who only grows more…territorial as the two of you age. he doesn’t just huff and frown when he smells naruto’s pesky scent clinging onto you, his lips curl and he bares his canines in reflexed disgust. his stomach flips and anger flares. not at you, though. god, never you. just an instinct possessiveness over you that he could hardly control. but you hate to see him like that so you try your best to physically distance yourself from people when you’re out. you’d do anything for your best kitty.
catboy sasuke who wakes you up one night with his face buried in the crook of your neck, body too hot and hips rutting into you. the bell of his collar ringing with every clumsy thrust that sends the bed shaking.
“s-sasuke? what are you doing? are you okay?” you’re barely lucid with the groggy edge dragging from your words. but you know this isn’t like him—to hover over you with drool dripping from his plump lips.
“y/n—help me,” there’s a layer of restrain when he speaks, his sweat-glazed forehead presses against your jaw, canine barely breaking skin as he gently grazes his teeth over your jugular. “I feel so sick.”
“of course, I’ll help you! I’ll do anything.”
catboy sasuke with his decades worth of suppression shattered with the wave of his first heat—the dizzy urge to breed overwhelming his senses. he’s tired of one sidedly being yours. he wants—no, he needs you to be his as well. to have you claimed and marked with his scent, to have you branded with him inside out.
and you promised you’d help, right? even if helping means having your back arched and toe curl at the way he stuffs his cock deep inside your weeping cunt. even if it means you’re screaming his name as you squirt all over yourself. even if it means to have your womb drip white with his cum, his fat knot swelling in you as he kisses your tears away.
you promised to help him—your one and only best friend and fated companion, Sasuke—right?
Including: Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Shikamaru
Warning- NSFW + implied women reader
Naruto
A man who’s more romantic than you’d thought. He’s gentle, even when he’s twisting your nipple between his fingers or when threading your hair from behind you as he fucks you deeper.
Yet he’s cheeky too, of course he is. He’ll pull the band of your panties, snapping it against your hip to draw a gasp from you. “What? … if you want me to stop you can just take ‘em off,”
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Sasuke
A man that craves praise, oh you like when he slides his tongue against your folds? You bet he’s gonna make you beg for it next time, god complex.
Jealous jealous jealous…He sees you talking to a guy earlier that day? That same night he’ll make you whimper that he’s the only man that can fuck you right, the only man that can give you what you really want. “I’m not jealous, I just know I can fuck-“ he thrusts deep,“-You better, huh,”
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Kakashi
Sex is great, but what makes it better is when he has you on your stomach, fucking you from behind so good as you read him icha icha. And if you stop, he’ll stop with the most devilish smirk. “Come on baby, keep reading I wanna hear that pretty voice of yours,”
Also a man who loves outfits, he’ll splurge for sure his pay checks on new skimpy outfits for his gorgeous wife. He’ll love to rip the fabric, like a starved man who hasn’t seen you for months- the last time you guys fucked was that morning.
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Shikamaru
Morning wood everyday. Every. Single. Day. He’ll cuddle up close behind you, his clothed dick pushed right up against your plush ass. His fingers slide into your undergarments, lazily teasing your clit.
He wants you on top 85% of the time. “Get on top,” he’ll be blunt, sitting on the couch with a sodoku puzzle in his hand. But when he does choose to be on top, it’s brain mush worthy. Knees pushed right up to your chest, his chain slapping against your cheek.
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Gaara
Definitely likes to fuck you in his office, on a rare occasion but it does happen. If he finds the bedroom getting too boring, you’ll be in the next night, bent over his desk- he’ll even wear the kazekage robe.
“Shh, my love,” he’ll whisper in your ear, footsteps ascending outside the closed but not locked door. His thick fingers pressing inside your mouth to keep your quiet as he continues his relentless thrusts that hit you in every right place. “Be good for your lord, yeah?”
Featuring: Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Gaara, and Kankuro
Debrief: how the guys would react to having a hypersexual partner
Warning: sex mentioned but no descriptive moments.
Case Notes: for @alcoholic-emerald request! Enjoy babe 💖
Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto would be thrilled.
he’s energetic and affectionate, so having a partner who wants him all the time feeds his ego and makes him feel loved.
He’ll match your energy as best as he can, but his stamina is more about bursts of enthusiasm than longevity.
He brags to himself that he can handle it, but after a few rounds he’s collapsing into the sheets, panting and whining, “Give me a sec, believe it!”
He’s not shy about telling you when you’ve worn him out, but he always circles back.
Naruto never wants you to feel unwanted, so he’s constantly game for another round even if he’s trembling from the effort.
Expect lots of goofy, messy affection between sessions, like kissing your hair or rubbing his cheek against you just to stay close.
Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke pretends to be aloof at first, he’s not about to look desperate or eager.
But the truth is, your insatiable drive stirs up something possessive in him.
He’ll never let anyone else satisfy you, so he takes it as a quiet challenge.
Sasuke is the type to control the pace; even if you’re crawling into his lap in broad daylight, he’ll grab your chin and mutter, “You’ll wait until I say.”
But once he gives in, he’s relentless. he’d rather overwork himself than let you think he can’t keep up.
Afterward, he’ll act like nothing happened, brushing his hair back and tying his shirt closed, while you’re the one left breathless.
Still, there are nights where your hunger breaks his composure and he loses himself completely, almost feral in the way he pulls you close.
Sai
Sai approaches it… clinically, at first.
He doesn’t fully grasp the weight of your needs, so he’ll ask blunt questions: “So, you wish to copulate again? Already?”
But he’s an eager learner, and the way you crave him makes him oddly proud.
Sai gets curious about your body, your reactions, your limits, he almost treats it like study, but it’s laced with real tenderness because he notices how happy it makes you.
He’s shockingly adaptable, meaning once he learns how much you want, he can keep pace without much complaint.
There’s also this streak of teasing honesty in him, “You’re insatiable. I think you might actually kill me. Should I draw your expression right now?”
Shikamaru Nara
At first, Shikamaru groans about the “troublesome” pace you set, sex is supposed to be relaxing, not exhausting, right?
But secretly, he enjoys how much you want him, even if he complains while you tug him back into bed.
He knows his stamina isn’t endless, so he gets creative: using his hands, his mouth, and his brain to keep you satisfied without burning himself out.
Shikamaru has this lazy dominance about him, he’ll have you stretched out beneath him, sighing, “You really don’t quit, do you? Guess I’ll just have to put you to sleep myself.” And he usually does, leaving you boneless and blissed out while he smirks faintly and mutters about how you’ll probably start all over again in an hour.
Choji Akimichi
Choji is surprisingly underrated in bed, he’s gentle, affectionate, and very tuned into his partner’s needs.
At first, your high drive catches him off guard because he’s used to being the giver, but not being constantly asked for more. But he loves how wanted you make him feel.
He has plenty of stamina thanks to his clan techniques and hearty lifestyle, so he can keep up better than most expect.
Choji is the kind of lover who makes it indulgent: long sessions, aftercare snacks, and lots of cuddles before you inevitably climb back into his lap.
He’ll laugh sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck, but he never denies you. The way you crave him makes him feel adored, and he melts for that.
Neji Hyuga
Neji is disciplined, controlled, and not easily swayed— at least, that’s what he wants you to think.
Your constant desire pushes against his restraint in ways that make him lose his composure.
He’ll scold you, low and stern, when you’re too forward: “You have no patience.”
But when he finally relents, he’s meticulous and thorough, making sure every encounter leaves you shaking.
Neji secretly finds satisfaction in your hunger, it validates his own prowess.
He won’t ever let himself “lose” to your drive, so he pushes himself past his own limits to keep you satisfied.
Afterward, while you’re catching your breath, he’ll quietly fix his clothes and act as though he wasn’t just completely undone.
Rock Lee
Lee approaches your needs with pure enthusiasm, your sex drive is just another “training challenge” in his mind.
He’s the type to beam at you and declare, “I will rise to meet your youthful passion!” before sweeping you into bed.
His stamina is near legendary, and he’ll happily match your pace without complaint.
Lee is endlessly affectionate, praising you between kisses and holding you close as if every round is an act of devotion.
If anything, you’re the one left begging for a break sometimes because he’s so earnest about never disappointing you.
Expect a lot of romantic, dramatic gestures mid-session, and promises to “never let your fire go unanswered!”
Kiba Inuzuka
Kiba is cocky about it, he loves how much you want him and isn’t shy about saying so.
“Damn, you can’t keep your hands off me, huh? Guess I can’t blame you.”
He thrives on your hunger, feeding into it with rough, playful energy.
His stamina is impressive, but his drive to win is even stronger, if you’re insatiable, he’s determined to be the one who finally wears you out.
He gets a thrill out of your desperation, teasing you when you crawl into his lap again, “Already? You’re gonna kill me at this rate— but I’m not tapping out first.”
He’s messy, passionate, and maybe a little too loud sometimes, but it makes everything feel raw and alive when you’re together.
Shino Aburame
Shino is quiet, reserved, and deeply private, so your constant need catches him off guard at first.
He isn’t used to being pursued so openly, and it makes him flush under his high collar.
once he realizes your hunger is for him and him alone, it unlocks a confident, possessive streak.
Shino takes a controlled, steady pace, dragging every moment out until you’re trembling.
He doesn’t get flustered easily, so when you’re pawing at him again, he just tilts his head and says softly, “Still unsatisfied?” before giving you exactly what you want.
He likes making you needier before actually indulging you, it’s his subtle way of showing dominance.
Sabaku No Gaara
Gaara’s relationship with intimacy is complicated; at first, he doesn’t really understand your drive.
Physical closeness is new to him, so your constant craving feels overwhelming.
But when he sees that it isn’t about using him, it’s about wanting him, it softens something inside him.
He’s not as high-energy as you, but Gaara is intense. He’ll make every encounter feel monumental, as if he’s carving it into memory.
You might come to him restless and needy, and he’ll quietly let you straddle him, hands gripping your hips tight as he grounds you to him.
He doesn’t indulge constantly, but when he does, it’s all-consuming, almost worshipful.
And if you’re still insatiable afterward, he’ll allow it again, because your hunger reassures him in ways words never could.
Sabaku No Kankuro
Kankuro lives for a hyper sexual partner.
He thrives on fun, teasing, and pushing limits, so your insatiability excites him rather than wears him down.
He’s shameless about it too— smirking when you drag him away from a conversation, whispering crude little promises in your ear just to watch you squirm.
“Didn’t think you’d need me again so soon. Guess I’m just that good, huh?”
He matches your pace with playful dominance, keeping things hot and varied so you’re never bored.
If anything, Kankuro eggs you on, testing just how much you can handle.
He’s the type to brag about it later, half joking with his siblings while you smack his arm in embarrassment.
To him, your hunger is both a challenge and a turn on, and he’s determined to keep up until you’re the one tapping out.
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I want to share my opinion, of which I think is realistic. No shade, but I think some people who write these types of hcs might not be very experienced. No shade because that is like totally cool. I’m also not calling any one person out, I’ve seen a lot of these across fandoms and think the same thing every time.
BE WARNED: this is NSFW content!
Characters included: Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Neji, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, Kiba, Gaara, Kankuro, Kakashi, Itachi.
Naruto Uzumaki
He thinks he’s small, but he’s not.
We’re looking at an average size. He’s probably got 5 inches, maybe a little more. No less than that, but no more than 6 inches.
Probably about average girth too. Almost, but not quite 5 inches around.
Sasuke Uchiha
I don’t like him enough to have ever given it much thought, but I’d out a guess of about 6 inches. I don’t think he’s anything too special. I doubt he’d be packing an absolute monster.
And girth wise, it’s skinny. A little below average.
Sai Yamanaka
6.5 inches. And skinny.
I haven’t much more to say. I haven’t given it thought. But unlike Sasuke, it’s not out of spite. I like Sai. I feel like he’d have some inches on him.
Neji Hyuga
He’s canonically hung. We’re talking 7.5+ inches, maybe a little more.
Based off their reactions in the bath scene, he’s a shower. Even soft he’s got a monster between his legs.
Girth is average though.
It’s somehow just as pretty as he is. It’s pale with faint dark blue veins and a flushed pink tip.
Rock Lee
I’m so sorry to my Lee fans. I still love him. But I have to say it. It’s kinda small.
No, he’s not tucking it for that green jumpsuit. He doesn’t have a print for a reason.
We’re talking 3 something soft, just barely 4 inches hard.
Average girth.
I know everybody always says “big dick energy” “small dick energy” has characteristics that should put him in the big dick category. But I’m sorry life isn’t that fair. That’s not how dick size works💔
Shikamaru Nara
7 inches.
The type to never really brag, make you guess, then nonchalantly pull out a big dick.
I don’t know about girth. I can’t decide if it’s average or above average.
Choji Akimichi
Average size around 5 inches, but very girthy.
Oh and it has a big mushroom head. I’m sure of this.
Also I know I haven’t mentioned balls yet, but I’m getting the vibes that his are bigger than average.
Shino Aburame
AGAIN, canonically hung!! I feel like he’s bigger than Neji though. And he’s definitely a shower.
He’s VERY big. Nearly 9 inches, but maybe not quite.
Average girth, luckily.
It’s got a prominent upward curve. One prominent vein, rest are faint.
Kiba Inuzuka
This is one where I say the “dick energy” shit is a good measure. He doesn’t have super small energy, but it’s not giving hung energy.
4.5 inches, but definitely girthy.
He has fairly big balls though. I once saw somebody say he has breeder balls. Probably.
Probably has an angry red tip.
Sabaku no Gaara
6.3 inches. Very specific, but the number came to me. Average girth.
Pretty dick too. Not much of a curve and a pink tip. Not very prominent veins.
Sabaku no Kankuro
6 inches. Very girthy.
It’s definitely a bit darker and has a more purple flush than the rest of his body. Prominent veins.
Mushroom tip.
Kakashi Hatake
8 inches. Average girth.
It’s not really darker than the rest of his body, but it’s usually a bit lighter, but when hard it has a purple hue.
But he definitely is very awkward and doesn’t really know what to do with it in practice, despite his books he reads. (Tho he’d get the hang of it quickly)
Itachi Uchiha
Definitely another with a pretty dick.
7 inches. Skinny on the girth side.
Faintly pink tip.
Slight curve upward and just barely to the left.
I needed to get this information out there. Thanks for reading it!
“when the moon dared to touch the flame, the world burned and bloomed all at once.”
series by jasmmwriting
madara uchiha x hyūga!reader
genre ✧˖° slow burn • arranged marriage • angst • healing • historical
status ✧˖° finished
𓂃 summary 𓂃
In the dawn of konoha, peace is fragile and built on blood. to seal an alliance between the hyūga and uchiha clans, y/n hyūga, the heir and head of konoha’s medical division, is forced into an arranged marriage with madara uchiha, the man whose clan murdered her mother. bound by duty, they live as strangers in the same home: the healer and the warrior, the moon and the flame. but love, like fire, does not stay still for long.
𓂃 chapters 𓂃
✦ chapter i (10/11/25)
✦ chapter ii (10/11/25)
✦ chapter iii (10/11/25)
✦ chapter iv (12/11/25)
✦ chapter v (14/11/25)
✦ chapter vi (16/11/25)
✦ chapter vii (18/11/25)
✦ chapter viii (22/11/25)
✦ chapter ix (26/11/25)
✦ chapter x (05/12/25)
✦ chapter xi (27/12/25)
✦ chapter xii (31/12/25)
✦ chapter xiii (20/01/25)
✦ epilogue
𓂃 extras 𓂃
✦ the moon and the flame: playlist
✦ visuals / inspo board
𓂃 notes 𓂃
This story is close to my heart, i started it after coming back to writing, and it carries a piece of that warm and nostalgia of the girl I used to be. Thank you for reading, sharing, or simply stopping by ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
-Keeps it simple with homemade rice, grilled chicken, and a side of pickled vegetables, all neatly arranged.
-Acts indifferent when handing it over but blushes slightly when you praise him.
-Tells you not to expect it every day, that he only made it because he felt sorry for your cooking skills
-but you know he’ll make it for you again tomorrow.
-Secretly learned how to cook your favorite dishes just to impress you, pretends he didn't know when you act surprised.
-"Grilled chicken is your favourite?...who would've guessed"
Uzumaki Naruto
-Tries his best but somehow ends up packing a ridiculous amount of instant ramen and some poorly wrapped rice balls.
-Part of you is convinced he does it on purpose because you almost always offer him the leftover ramen. He pretends to be reluctant at first but then instantly scarfs it all down the moment you insist.
-Looks way too pleased with himself when he gets to eat the extra ramen, like it was his plan all along.
-Makes up for it by adding a few of your favorite snacks and a messy but sweet note, saying, “Eat up, dattebayo!”
-Hopes you don’t mind the slightly charred onigiri, he really tried.
Uchiha Itachi
-You can't remember the last time you made a meal since you met this man. Cooking was basically his love language at this point.
-Packs you a balanced, nutritious bento with homemade onigiri, grilled fish, and perfectly sliced vegetables.
-Includes a handwritten note reminding you to take care of yourself, with a little doodle of a cat. (he he)
-Completely overdoes it, making you enough to feed three people. Acts sheepish when you point it out. He just wants you to be healthy. :(
-Later, subtly checks if you finished the meal, always quietly relieved when you do.
Hyuuga Neji
-Packs a beautifully arranged, traditional bento with steamed rice, sautéed vegetables, and perfectly grilled teriyaki chicken. Every component is meticulously placed,nothing out of line.
-Adds a side dish with a subtle hint of sweetness, like a small portion of kinpira because he knows you like a bit of variety.
-Wraps the bento carefully in a cloth with a delicate knot, almost like a ritual.
-Hands it to you with his usual calm demeanor, saying, “It’s just lunch. Don’t make a big deal out of it.” But there’s a hint of softness in his tone.
- If you try to share with him, he’ll insist that it’s for you, but eventually, he’ll take a small bite when you persist because he secretly loves when you feed him.
Uchiha Obito
-Goes a little overboard, wanting to impress you, there’s a bit of everything in the lunch box.
-Tries to make it cute with heart-shaped onigiri but ends up with some amoeba-shaped ones.
-Awkwardly tells you it’s nothing special, but eagerly waits for your reaction.
-Is over the moon when you tell him you love it. Very happy and content for the rest of the day :D
-Practices shaping the onigiri late at night, determined to get it right one day.
Aburame Shino
-Meticulously plans out a balanced meal, incorporating seasonal ingredients and local produce.
-Adds a small honey-flavored dessert, subtly mentioning that it’s good for energy.
-Insists you have to eat everything in the order and color code he packed it in to enjoy the experience. (Undiagnosed OCD king)
-Quietly observes your reaction, feeling a bit more relaxed when you compliment his thoughtful choices.
-Takes your lunch prepping into his hands from that day onwards, quietly noting if you follow the order next time.
Hatake Kakashi
-Prepares a well-balanced and surprisingly elaborate meal, featuring grilled fish, miso soup, and perfectly seasoned vegetables.
-Keeps the presentation simple but elegant, not overdoing it, because he likes practical yet tasty meals.
-Hands it to you casually, acting like it’s no big deal, but subtly watches your reaction from the corner of his eye, leaning against the counter not so casually.
-Secretly happy he has someone to cook for now after living alone and making single meals for so long.
-Sometimes accidentally overcooks because he’s still adjusting to making more than one portion.
-If you compliment him, he just shrugs it off with a playful, “Don’t get used to it,” but the slight upward curve of his eye gives away his satisfaction.
Uchiha Shisui
-Whips up something colorful and fun, like octopus-shaped sausages and cute rice animals.
-Makes sure to add a little dessert, usually something sweet and homemade. Insists they're solely for you but will steal little bites out of them.
-Hands it over with a bright grin, saying, “Only the best for you!”
-Insists on feeding you every bite, says it's part of the 'Shisui lunchtime experience'
-"Say ahhh!"
-If you try to feed yourself, he’ll pout and insist that he's the one in charge of feeding you.
xxxxxx
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