#fagturbation

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where is dee she needs to be present for this fuckery taking the piss out of the twins is her favorite pastime

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i was looking up pictures of bill kaulitz in his glory days because i was talking about Very Tall Guys to kate and now i'm trapped in a spiral of nostalgia and longing for the old days when bill looked like a beautiful androgynous goddess

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my boss sent me out to pick up cigarettes for him and the guy at the counter is usually one who recognizes me but today it was a different guy who didn’t know me and he asked if i had id to prove i was legal to get em and i just got my id recently so i was thinking like heCk yeah i’m 19 i can legally buy cigarettes!!! and happily gave my id because i know i look young

then as i left i remembered i’m nearly 21

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i’m not working today bc the world revolves around christians smh

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y’all need to stop shipping real people and especially strangers based on photos that’s creepy as shit

someone posting a picture of random kids and ten thousand of you fuckers saying they’re your otp isn’t normal you need jesus

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i'm so fucking mad bc i'm in this exhibition in a week and i met the woman running it once by accident and we didn't speak at all and she got me to join the fucking show i didn't want to by adding me through other people in the photo department on facebook and fucking

my facebook name is on the stupid flyer instead of like my given name i didn't want my facebook name on it for christ's sake i fucking EMAILED HER FROM MY BUSINESS EMAIL ADDRESS WITH MY LEGITIMATE NAME AND EVEN SAID I GO BY MY FULL NAME i'm really frustrated but there's like a flyer out i don't know what i can do 

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literally everyone in my narrative class posted their stories for our snow topic this wednesday except for me because i submitted my yelp reviews in the style of chuck palahniuk and my question is fuckin why

you’re given the option to submit any revised journal entry (we’ve had nine) and you’re gonna submit the one we started last week

what are you gonna submit next week then

you’ll have to hand in something from a month ago unless every single one of you is also going to do the one new assignment we got but you probably won’t because that one, like all the others except the one you submitted, isn’t in traditional story format and none of you want to approach it

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i mean i get that the thing about guys bitching about women lying with makeup is really about how dare we wear foundation and concealer and bronzer and highlighter and stuff to make our faces look good because most men i think aren't idiotic enough to think i have purple eyelids 

but at the same time how does it affect you if i'm covering circles under my eyes or the redness around my nose or the zit on my cheek literally how does that affect you like are you harmed by the fact that yes i do in fact get tired and have the same purpley colors under my eyes your clean face does but have chosen to cover them instead

what do you mean i'm lying to you bc saying i'm lying by wearing makeup insinuates i give a fuck about you

i have no reason to look any damn way for you or to explain myself to you i ain't lying to you no one is fucking lying with makeup sit your ass down acting like i'm betraying someone by making my skin look pretty are you serious 

i met a guy who thought mascara worked like eyelash extensions and i had to explain to him how it worked but someone is gonna say i'm lying because i know how to do a thing he doesn't understand

like anyone could tell that "oh there's a glittery thing on your face that's why it's so light"  like yeah do you think i was born with shiny cheeks?? no i don't have prominent cheekbones but my genetics gave me this weird shadow under them it must be magic right?? and the edges of my nose are a different shade than anything else haha it's just my skin!! as if you couldn't tell up close i had makeup on were you close enough to look at my face

but no gross ass guy who has any commentary on my makeup is getting within a yard of my face