#fahh

[gearsofmetal]

many such cases

[catfishkisser]

I love being an omnishipper because I shit you not these people have no bad ideas

Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets

he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule

he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’

he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’

he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)

and other variants of Markiplier

him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum

I ship it all ok I ship it all

[andy-rew62]

UGH I need to LIE DOWN on top of someone NOW or have someone ELSE lay on ME and I’ll RUN my HANDS thru their HAIR. UGHHHHHHHH

[fortnitelover24]

jarvis ENHANCE

[molotovv0dk4]

saw this guy and got so excited I nearly passed out

[caelusiskool]

Very rushed

[cinderellas-humble-narrator]

never making a popular post again I get happy when I get notifications and its just the same post getting likes and reblogs

[yoursleepdemon]

my throat hurts so bad and I have a musical to perform in in 4 ish days