#fail jokes

[heecupkyuu]

A lady was walking on the street when she spotted a happy old man on a bench near by. "Excuse me mister, you look so happy! Can you tell me what is your secret to living such a long and happy life?"

The man crooked a smile, nodding his head as he talked: "Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink almost 6 bottles of wisky a week, I only eat fast food and never do sport."

She looked at him for few seconds before asking calmly: "Excuse me but how old are you?"

"25" 

[wizardrights]

Today someone said, "I like my women like I like my coffee. Strong and black."

I said, "Well it's a shame that those women don't need no man."

No one laughed but I thought it was funny.

[skeletalrabbit]

Take a shot every time you hear Vic Mignogna in a anime.

[self-help-section-blog-blog]

our friends try to make sexual jokes about my boyfriend & I.

Doesn't work so well xD but I love it anyways haha:)

[baby-luhan-blog]

Fail Sing is When you sing "MAMA..." and then your mama is come -_-

[one-with-mother-russia]

What time is it when a whale runs into your boat?

-kicks feet aimlessly while sitting on couch-