Hell week has begun. ROLL CALL!
Me: food?
Food: HERE!
Me: Books?
Books: We're all here.
Me: holy shit there are a lot of you... *grimmace* Deadlines?
Deadlines: moo ha ha...yUP. we're here all right
Me: gross...K. Motivation?
Motivation: ...
Me: Has anyone seen Motivation?
Books: He's on the internet again
Me: Oh shit. GET OFF OF THERE. No internet for you!
Motivation: *whines* awwwhhh well fine... I'm here *shuffles over*
Me: good.... LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!!
Food: to defeat the Huns!
Books: did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
Deadlines: You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through
Motivation: MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!
Me: *facepalm*











