#fails every time

[ithinkthingsaboutstuff]

Ds9 au where everything is the same but Sisko has to give daily announcements to the whole station.

[ladyfangs]

The following is a writing exercise I gave to Open AI: "Write me a scene of Winston Smith at the beach." The following is what it wrote:

Winston Smith at the beach

ChatGPT said:

Here's a scene imagining Winston Smith at the beach, blending the stark tone of 1984 with the incongruity of leisure:

Winston Smith at the Beach

The sun beat down with oppressive regularity, like the eyes of the telescreen—unblinking, omnipresent. The beach was not free, not really. The Party had declared certain sectors of the coast open for "recreational morale restoration," which meant heavily supervised, rationed access to sea and sand. Winston Smith stood barefoot at the edge of the surf, the cold water lapping at his toes with unfamiliar tenderness.

He watched the horizon like it was forbidden. Beyond that line of glimmering blue was not Oceania, not Airstrip One—just something else, unknowable and unseeable. The wind tugged at his Party-issued swim shorts, dull grey like all clothing. There was no music, no laughter, only the mechanical buzz of drones patrolling overhead.

Julia was not there. She had been “re-educated.”

Winston knelt and traced something in the wet sand with his finger—2 + 2 = 4—before the tide erased it.

For a moment, a trick of the sea breeze and the salted air made him feel almost human. Then came the voice from the hidden loudspeaker:

“Enjoyment is duty. Duty is joy. Return to your assigned sector.”

Winston turned and walked back up the beach, eyes cast down. The ocean had no memory, but he did.

[waituntilmyfatherhearsaboutthis-]

why do I even bother lmaoooo

[lochnessmonstertruck]

i keep doing this thing where i'm like "NO GUYS FOR ME, NOT GOING ON MY OKC ACCOUNT, DON'T NEED THAT IN MY LIFE, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" but then i go on okc just to see if i have messages and them i'm like "I SHOULD START DATING AGAIN OMG DATES DATES DATES DATES" and then everyone turns out to be subpar and the vicious cycle restarts

[spockschesthair]

*casually tries to initiate friendship with u by doing absolutely nothing and hoping u talk to me first*

[premiumsoysauce]

No one is invited to the party in my pants

Only because I don't plan anything.