[dykely]

[journeymanfool]

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[carmelcup2]

[dovvvvv]

[rolodextra]

tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom

[2022dirt]

The art of mini handrails.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[februarytrash]

[sashayed]

700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice

[fairycosmos]

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

[cursedtrekedits]

jims t kirk inside the dashcon ball pit

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[kairenn-n]

Bront redemption arc

[ruinedchildhood]

[throathole]

What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[jethroq]

[oh-the-possibilities]

[beedsm5]

@meangirlnurse

[o-lanterns]

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot