#failurebound

[jesterofinaba]

adachi vc : damn you look like a fruit (derogatory). whats ya pronouns

Adachi when confronted by the Investigation Team, wanting to know their preferred pronouns so he knows how to refer to them when he makes fun of them.

[mirrormania]

@failurebound​ ASKED: || “ - A lot of mirrors - one singular rock. What was this child tempted to do? Violence. But she wanted to hear his reasoning, first. Give him a chance of redemption - for whatever he did that made her angry for no reason. ( you get the violent child! YOU get the violent child!! everybody gets a violent child!! ) ? ”

     The sight of the stone, after a second of being frozen stiff, caused all his mirrors showing his mouth to slowly turn his carved on smile upside down.  “ ... Ok~! So, I can see you’re upset~ ” Despite his ‘frowning’ his tone is almost painfully peppy. He’s going to be nice. Nice...ish. She’s a child! He’s GREAT with children! Just ask his daughter.   “ Was it something I said..? ”  Knowing him, it probably was. He and his mass of mirrors are inching sweetly closer.  “  I was only being honest... WAIT- DON’T- don’t- don’t do anything that might cost you-- access to my SECRET lollipops and stickers drawer! Ha-ha! We wouldn’t want to lose THAT right? Right...? ”   He WAS a doctor, technically, and he kept those iconic rewards in some odd attempt to placate frightened patients.... somewhere in these winding halls.

[dxfiedfxte-a]

( pretend this is watcerpiixie ) " b-but minato!! wh... what if... wal...wal-w-waluigi possesses you?? "

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

@watcrpiixie

 [{ 🦋 }] - “Worry not, I got myself Professor E-Gads Poltergust 3000, so even if he tries we’ll suck him right up. No-ghost-a-gunna-get-me!”

[dxfiedfxte-a]

She is holding a cabbage with a bite mark in it, as well as a sloppily written note. " adachi makes me eat this for dinner because he can only afford something that costs five cents. do you have food " Fives is looking at him with her big ol' eyes.

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

@failurebound

Grey eyes look down at the ball of cabbage and then shift to see the note which he begins to read. That person seemed to really like cabbage, normally a cop would make money right? Well, maybe there was some reason why he only bought cabbage. Even if they were supposed to be healthy, Minato never really liked cabbage, so he could see why she would be sick of it.

[{ 🦋 }] - “So, detective cabbage-patch is only feeding you cabbage huh? I swear that guy has a cabbage obsession...”

[{ 🦋 }] - “Here, come with big brother Minato, I’ll free you from your cabbage prison, besides, I’m WAY cooler than some cabbage cop.” He takes the cabbage from her hand and throws it away before taking her hand.

[{ 🦋 }] - “Come on, I’ll treat you to some REAL food.” He promptly takes her hand. Off to the burger place they go, and he’s gonna spoil her.

[jesterofinaba]

@failurebound​

“Listen here, brat, stop telling everyone I make five cents an hour!”

It sounds a lot worse than the fact that he makes nothing, somehow. But don’t worry, he still makes sure his weird kid has cabbage for dinner.

“I don’t even know where you came from!”

[jesterofinaba]

Short list of nicknames Adachi comes up with for Fives. Whether it’s meant to be endearing or to annoy her is up in the air. No one knows.

-Snickers -Hershey -Reese -Baby Ruth -Sour Patch Kid -KitKat -Smartie -Junior Mint/Thin Mint

@failurebound​

[jesterofinaba]

from here | @failurebound​​ said: fives asl : “ No, you’ll do it. for MY fee.”             

“Kid, you’re lucky I’m not charging you more. You get an exclusive deal, you know. You’re the exception to the ‘no brats being adopted in the Main Verse’ rule. I could be charging you so much interest for the candy nicknames, too, Sixlet.”

[archived-brokentoys]

@failurebound replied:

// huge ark ham fan here!!

replying to you again LOL, but yah!!! Even tho my portrayal is original, with new ideas/concepts, and doesn’t really follow any canon... I most certainly agree! Ark (and Animated Series) are my fav Eddies. Especially Ark City. I tend to take inspirations from them! Tho changing a lil bit of things...