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Yeah, somebody a long time ago asked for Spectre trolling Yusaku for needing to be rescued from the Ignis.
Why did this not get posted until now?
Thank you, Takeru, Yusaku thought to himself as Revolver went down with a startled grunt and a heavy thud. He pinned him by the shoulder and the arm with all his weight and a knee in his back. Revolver bucked in his grip, seething.
“Playmaker!”
Yusaku struggled to keep him down, mind racing. What was he supposed to do now? Ai had probably gotten away, but so long as Yusaku was stuck here grappling he couldn’t exactly make his own escape.
And then things got worse, because Spectre chose that exact moment to arrive, striding through the door with a serious expression.
“Revolver-sama, we can’t find—what the hell are you doing to Revolver-sama?”
“Uh,” Yusaku said, looking between Spectre and Revolver’s furious expression, which was mostly pressed into the floor. In his brief moment of distraction, he lost his grip and the world tilted as he was seized and brought down, hitting the floor hard and jostling his shoulder. Biting down on his lip in pain, he held back a yelp as a hand buried into his hair and smacked his cheek into the tiles. Another clamped around his wrist and pinned it against his back.
Having successfully reversed their position, Revolver heaved an aggravated sigh and Spectre wandered over, obviously wary.
"Your report, Spectre." Revolver prompted as Yusaku shifted uncomfortably under him, trying to get a view of what was going on. He mostly just saw the obnoxious white of Spectre's slacks.
Instead of answering, Spectre made a curious sound. “What’s Playmaker doing here?”
Yusaku jerked his arm, trying to work it free, but only succeeded in pulling something. He puffed out an aggravated breath into the tile and wondered if Ai had the sense to send someone to rescue him.
Revolver's voice was trapped somewhere between deeply annoyed and tiredly amused. “Playmaker was being held captive by the Ignis when I arrived.”
“Really?” Spectre hummed, crouching down next to Yusaku so their eyes could meet. Yusaku gave him his best glare, but Spectre just leered back. “Think someone like you can play the damsel in distress, huh?”
“Get off of me.” Yusaku grumbled against the floor.
“Now, now, is that any way to thank your knight in shining armor?” Spectre mocked, his stupid eyes bright with delight. “It’s more traditional for the princess to reward her hero with a kiss, you know.”
Yusaku didn’t know what sort of face he was making, nor what face Revolver was making either, but it was clear by Spectre’s expression that both were rather telling. Spectre gave Revolver a flat, disbelieving look. “…Is that how he got that close to you?”
“Uh,” Revovler said as his grip slackened just a little, and Yusaku managed to catch a glimpse up of him. The color his face turned was telling its own story.
Amusement and offense battled for dominance over Spectre's face, eventually settling into a twisted smirk. He looked at Yusaku with laughing eyes. “You little minx.”
Yusaku resisted his urge to stick his tongue out at the creep. That would be childish, and he would probably end up tasting the floor.
Spectre rose back up to his full height and crossed his arms behind his back. “Well, while this hussy was harassing you, the Ignis got away.” Yusaku honestly didn’t know how to respond to that. He’d never been called that before, especially not in such a pretentious and nasally voice, and it was actually kind of funny.
Revolver's grip tightened, his weight shifting on top of Yusaku. It seemed like he was annoyed, but not entirely at Yusaku. Maybe he was just getting stiff— Yusaku's and lower back certainly were. An ache was developing at the base of his spine and in his wrist.
"At least we saved the princess." Spectre hummed, voice layered with all sorts of mockery. "So today hasn't been a complete bust." Revolver finally relented and shifted away, letting Yusaku push himself up. Which hurt something awful, but Spectre was still looking at him so Yusaku refused to show it. "How'd you get caught anyway?"
Yusaku rubbed his wrist and rolled his shoulder. Everything seemed to be in the right places, but that was probably just the virtue of virtual bodies. "Peace talks broke down."
Spectre rose an eyebrow, obviously disbelieving. "...Since when do you negotiate?"
Since I, of all people, had to start being the voice of reason, Yusaku did not say, because he felt like that would be setting himself up for another 'princess' comment. If he, out of everyone in VRAINS, was preaching peace and begging for everyone to get along, reality had truly gone sideways.
One would think that after more than a year of pleading with him to stop rocking the boat everyone would be a little more appreciative of his dedication to not sinking the goddamn ship.
"Since he started seducing people, apparently." Revolver grumbled, a bitter twist to his lips. His cheeks were still pink.
“Whatever.” Yusaku rolled his eyes and took an aggravated breath. Dealing with both Revolver and Spectre at the same time wasn’t exactly his idea of fun. “Don’t you guys have AIs to exterminate?” Not that they would succeed, at least until Yusaku got Jin back home.
“Somebody sounds cranky.” Spectre chuckled, his voice oddly triumphant. “Is is because we were right and you were wrong? All of this could have been avoided if you just handed over the Dark Ignis in the first place.”
Asshole. As if it was Yusaku’s fault the Knights of Hanoi decided to antagonize the absurdly advanced AIs they made.
“And who exactly created the Ignis in the first place?” Yusaku shot right back. “I don’t exactly remember volunteering—”
“Enough!” Revolver snapped, and both their mouths clicked shut. Yusaku almost wanted to get the last word in, just so no one could mistake his silence for obedience. But Revolver’s arms were crossed, a look that took no more bullshit evident on his face. “Spectre, gather the others. We must pursue the Ignis.”
Spectre bowed, deference written all over his face. “Of course.” But their eyes remained locked as Spectre strode past him, back towards the door. Unsurprisingly, the moment Revolver’s back was towards him, Spectre spun around and gave Yusaku a crude gesture.
Always a step ahead, Yusaku’s own middle finger was already up.
It was probably about time he took his leave as well. Bohman was still out there, and Yusaku had the feeling the strange man was waiting for a rematch. But as he moved to leave, Revolver grabbed his arm and spun him back around.
“Where are you going?” Crystal eyes stared into his own, blazing. “Did you forget?” A devious smile was creeping over Revolver’s lips, his voice falling lower and lower. “You still owe me a kiss,” he said nice and slow, as chills shivered down Yusaku’s spine when he paused so deliberately, as if tasting his next words on his tongue, “…princess.”













