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Media (MRPPP) Media Representative Political Publisher Platforms apologize for illegal edits, of pixar and suerta TV of Supermodel Monique Desiree Taitague, who sued the MRPPP for illegal use of photos of her eyes, her small nose and big chest, to upgrade her rivals in modeling, music and in Hollywood.

Her Big Business (ELPR And PSA) Friends are angry about the Leisure Treatment of the Media Phony600.

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Twenty Mile Level

Authorities are advising residents to lock their doors after several calls were made to the local sheriff's department concerning fliers found within their homes. The familiar leaflets, which read, "Visit Us At Twenty Mile Level," were first seen posted on mailboxes and front doors earlier this year, but contain no other information. As many as 33 residents have already come forward claiming to have discovered the same green fliers taped to the inside of their front doors. Police are determining if the advertisements are part of an elaborate hoax and ask if anyone has information, to please contact the local sheriff's department.

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The Stitched Soul

Local seamstress Geraldine Hull (71) is currently being detained in Fairfield County Prison. Hull was arrested after a customer brought a jacket to the local sheriff's department with a piece of skin sewn within the jacket pocket. The customer said he only noticed the small piece of flesh after realizing his pocket was damp with what resembled blood. Forensics have confirmed that the skin in question is human.

After news of Hull's arrest became public, as many as fourteen different customers have come forward revealing patches of an object resembling skin found within the pockets of their clothing.

An inside source also reported that upon arrest, Hull’s forearms and thighs were covered in newly formed lacerations. Forensics are determining if the pieces of flesh belong to the seamstress.

Hull's shop, The Stitched Soul, which has been open for nearly 30 years, has been temporarily shut down pending the results of the current investigation.

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Woodbrook Forest

Authorities have closed off all main entrances to Woodbrook Forest after several groups of campers were taken to St. Anthony's Hospital following extreme bouts of paranoia. The victims claimed to have seen dark figures and other malevolent creatures within the camp grounds, but the cause of the hysteria remains unknown. Phycologists are currently running tests on a possible culprit--a rare form of algae found in the forest's nearby streams. Charophyta decipiens, also known as, "Devil's Cadmium," is a black algae known to cause such intense hallucinations that one would be unable to differentiate their delusions from reality. The Center for Disease Control is advising residents to refrain from drinking the water.