#fairytaleslayer

[clarkelexafic]

People age until they’re eighteen, and are then frozen in time until they meet their soul mate. After that, they grow old together. Plain and simple. That’s the deal. Only, in Clarke’s case, the universe doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo.

Or

Waiting over a century for your soul mate really fucking sucks.

[chuckleshan]

When @fairytaleslayer sends you 122 pages of gay things and you decide to print it at work. Now I gotta figure out how to bind it all together without anyone realising what it is.

[clarkelexafic]

Tumblr Prompt: "The skirt is short on purpose" High School AU

or

Clarke Griffin is a little shit, Lexa even more so, and they will defend each other fiercely

[100dorkeyes]

by fairytaleslayer

Fight Me

Fight Me ‘Til the Sun Rises

Works: 3

Category: AU

series tags: fluff, angst, kids, dogs, jealousy

related: au series

[100hearteyes]

92 Truths

I was tagged by @fairytaleslayer​ — thank you for tagging me! :)

Rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you.

What was your..

Last drink: Water

Last phone call: My friend Su

Last text message: My friend Lisa

Last song listened to: this awesome rap song on my brother’s iPod

Last time you cried: When the dog from a movie died

Have you ever..

Dated someone twice: No

Been cheated on: Yes

Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes

Lost someone special: Yes

Been depressed: I don’t think so? But sometimes you’re depressed and you don’t even know, so I can never say for sure

Been drunk and thrown up: Twice, I promised myself never again

In the past year have you…

Made a new friend: Yeppers

Fallen out of love: Getting there, I can feel it

Laughed until you cry: All the time lol

Met someone who changed you: Yes

Found out who your true friends are: I already know

Found out somebody was talking about you: Probably my parents? Lol

Kissed anyone on your followers/following: No

General..

How many people on your tumblr do you know IRL: my awesome friend Zee <3 Other than her, none in person but I’ve video chatted with the awesome people from gunbitchfandom

Do you want to change your name: No I love my name

What time did you wake up today: 8am

What were you doing at midnight last night: Putting my computer away to go to sleep

Name something you can’t wait for: Starting my internship

Last time you saw your mother: This morning

What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: I would say my angioma but I’m not even sure about that

What are you listening to right now: My dad making fruit juice on the kitchen robot

What’s getting on your nerves right now: the kitchen robot

Nicknames: Mars

Relationship: Not much into them

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Pronouns: she/her

Fav TV shows: The 100, AoS, Orphan Black, Faking It, The Flash, Father Brown, Community, OITNB, can’t wait for Jessica Jones, etc

School: Done with it, unemployed

Hair colour: Dark brown

Long or short hair: Relatively long but not like down to the ass or something

Height: 5′4

Do you have a crush on someone: rrhhh yes

What do you like about yourself: My writing (especially in Portuguese) and loyalty to my principles while managing to keep an open mind

Tattoos: No, I’m a coward

Firsts…

Surgery: 6 months old, in Paris, a plastic surgery thing

Piercing: Ears

Best friend: Girl named Margarida, she was awesome

First sport you joined: Soccer

First holiday: Paris. Okay it was for that surgery but still, I got to see the city

First pair of trainers: Idk?!

RN…

Eating: Stalling doing chores

Drinking: Fruit juice

Listening to: nothing

Waiting for: the motivation to stand up and do my chores

Get married: why not? don’t care about those things rn

Career: Sports Journalist. Or at least trying...

Which is better..

Lips or eyes: eyes

Hugs or kisses: I would say kisses because they’re delicious (lol) but a hug is something important to me because I don’t let it happen frequently

Shorter or taller: Taller maybe

Older or younger: whatever but not too much of any

Romantic or spontaneous: whatever floats your fancy

Nose, stomach or nice arms: nice arms maybe

Sensitive or loud: either, both

Hook up or relationship: at this point, hook up

Troublemaker or hesitant: Maybe more hesitant to keep my idiocy at bay

Have you ever..

Kissed a stranger: yes

Drank hard liquor: yes

Lost glasses or contacts: yes, too many times

Broke someone’s heart: idk?

Turned someone down: yes

Cried when someone died: too many times

Fallen for a friend: unfortunately

Do you believe..

In yourself: Some days more than others

Miracles: why not?

Love at first sight: maybe not love but strong infatuation

Santa: not anymore x) but I wish he existed!

I tag my pals at the @gunbitchfandom and I’m tagging @colourmebetteronpaper specifically because she’s a computer dinosaur and doesn’t know how to use the tag tracker

[fairytaleslayer]

Honestly I should join the FBI simply on the merit that my gay tumblr is still a secret and I open it at a catholic med school

[fairytaleslayer]

In the continued straight girl crush saga...we are now taking a weekend trip to the beach together. granted, two of our guy friends are coming with us (neither of us dating either of them) but still. I even have to share a bed with her. Luckily her daughter will be between us and the guys will be in a bed right next to us. God this has all the makings of a fanfic...

[fairytaleslayer]

I'd apologize for spamming you with Carmilla but I'm not sorry