#fake diary

[georgemilesirl]

“Our parting is almost like looking forward to a death.”

—June 23rd, “Go Ask Alice.”

[backfromtwitterforw]

DAY 1 WITHOUT QSMP (or going through withdrawal from my hyperfixation) /j

I refreshed my Twitch homepage more than 20 times now. Surely soon enough one one my streamers will update their stream title to "QSMP", right?

I watched every clip and fan made video on youtube, I know them all by heart now. I went through all the qsmp tiktoks I saved, every edit on every character, every ship...

How come no update account has posted anything new yet? Twitter must be having technical issues for sure.

Someone will have to log in shortly to do the cookie quests, it's only a matter of minutes now. How will the eggs survive otherwise? Do you think we'll see Dapper tonight?

It's getting late now... I don't understand...

[everythingliar]

[4-panel comic. January 13, 2021. Panel 1: I tell Inara (my cat) "I'm happy I'm going back to school in September." Panel 2: I say "The world is terrifying right now. Having a good thing to look forward to helps." Panel 3: Inara says "That's what you said earlier to justify eating pizza for the third time this week." Panel 4: I say "And I'll do it again!"]

[kellicusmaximus]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday was wild! But today tried to make up for it by FREE SANDWICHES! You know I'm all about free food. Except, you will never believe, it contained more tomato chunks, olives and purple onion than anything else. Unfortunately, some of the tomatoes were eaten and that just means bad things for my tummy....

Was my day completely ruined by this catastrophe? No...but it was pretty damn close.

Well...until tomorrow Diary...

*I am mentally checked out of work today for sure...

[notblixabargeldsdiary]

Andrew looked after Anna vhile Erin und I vere out for die evening.  Vhen ve returned zey vere dressed as cowboys und dancing to ein country hip-hop song.  It ist ein catchy tune und now I have ein neu earvorm.  “I’m going to take mein horse to die old town road...”

[everythingliar]

[4-panel comic. December 10, 2020. Panel 1: I tell Inara (my cat) “I thought it would be cute to get you a cat paw Christmas stocking.” Panel 2: I say “But the label says it’s a dog paw stocking.” Panel 3: Inara says “Let’s throw out the label and pretend it’s for cats.” Panel 4: I say “Well, it is for you and you are a cat.”]

[everythingliar]

[4-panel comic. January 1, 2021. Panel 1: Inara (my cat) says “I’ve outlived another tree!” Panel 2: I say “It’s always the same tree. I put it back in the closet after Christmas every year.” Panel 3: Inara says “I can’t believe I didn’t know!” Panel 4: I say “Your real enemy was your fear of the closet all along.”]

[everythingliar]

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[4-panel comic. June 29, 2019. Panel 1: There are books that want me to live. Panel 2: If I die, I can’t read them. Panel 3: So I should stay. Panel 4: I should stay.]