#this is silly

[sermna]

me, a normal person: I'm going to make a design based on my cat

Her name is Girlfriend <3 <3 <3

[orangeyellowberry]

jack and robby being one of those upside down pineapple couples on their cruise vacation and they end up having dennis every night.

cruise boyfriend dennis is living out his dreams with two older men not only fucking him into the mattress whenever he wants, but also taking him to eat and watching him swim around in the pool from their lounge chairs.

dennis sheds a couple tears when they get off the boat because obviously he's never gonna see them again. That's how cruise relationships work.

but of course he shows up bright and early for his first shift at the Pitt that next week and who's running the orientation? his cruise boyfriends.

and they look hungry. like they're gonna eat him right there in the middle of the Pitt.

[goatmogu]

Give them their milk. 💢💢💢

Sometimes I wonder how I manage to think.

[artborfungal]

been a few loops since ur last touch therapy huh Lulu

[femmebatman]

Yeah

[pianokantzart]

Overprotective rebound meets ex bookclub member

[merrilybloody]

Grace, chewing thoughtfully: Man, these meburgers taste different today.

Simon, distractedly reading a book while eating: oh yeah, the Eridians took a sample from me to replicate so that we had more variety in our diet or something.

Grace, glancing down at the food in his hands and then back up at Simon in affront: Why do you taste so much better than me?!