#fakebands

[hitbyacar]

SecretJelly DonutFanclub (from San Saba TX. ex. The Tommy Ruger Indifference Trial / The Fuck Force Five)

Love Pilgrim, (youfuckerecords, 2022)

SJDF is Anti-Folk Fuck Jazz, the most beloved of any band I know. I wish you'd stay, I'd like you to be here everyday. But, that's on Forever Again, from a song about how much more emptier my chest is than yours. And it'll only last until, you know, you can't go back, to what you know you can't have.

[hitbyacar]

SecretJelly DonutFanclub (from San Saba TX. ex. Pristine Peter's Perfect Arcane / ANAL CAT PUNCH)

Sounds Of Selling Out The Secret Lives Of Boys, (youfuckerecords, 202?)

SJDF is the most beloved of any band I know. Anti-Folk Fuck Jazz, bludgeoned by broken hearts, what a mess this is, just a fuck fucking mess, boys that lie, swindle and cheat. Boys' sharing boys, sharing boys' boys. And it's the last time I stick my neck out.

[hitbyacar]

The Tommy Ruger Indifference Trial (from Beaverton OR. ex. SecretJelly DonutFanclub/the Fuck Force Five)

Grifters', youfuckerecords, 2021

TTRIT is Power Violence. The most beloved of any band I know. Shit got real didin'it? Shit gets real when you ain't shoplifting in the 'burbs no more. This LP sounds like that.

[hitbyacar]

LEFTIST SLANDER! (from Gunbarrel CO. ex. Underwear H3D/Pristine Peter's Perfect Arcane)

A Fist Fight Between Best Friends, (youfuckerecords, 2020)

LS! is gutter folkcrust smart pop. The most beloved of any band I know. These are songs about money breaking the backs of friendship. Growing apart in ever so many ways. It happens, this age, for boys. And you know, it's ok.

[runningwolf]

Lie Witness News @ Coachella 2013 https://bit.ly/2YwOktr

[100daysofbandnames]

38/100 - Brainwashing with the latest methods

“If you’ve ever wondered if binaural beats really help with stress, anxiety, or focus, now’s your chance to find out. It won’t hurt a bit, I promise — in fact, I think you’ll enjoy it like I did. Brainwashing With the Latest Methods is actually a partnership between San Francisco DJ Female Machine and the Neuromusic Lab at Stanford. Each track incorporates a specific binaural beat at various frequencies, so you can dial in Concentraction, Motivation — or whatever mental enhancement you’re in the mood for. Best listened to through headphones, this album is  an electronic tour-de-force … and could also help you get your homework done.” 

— Ollie Hazen, SFGate

[100daysofbandnames]

37/100 Lady Scotch Club

“Lady Scotch Club, the self-styled ‘Dixie Chicks of Scottish Jig’ first broke onto the scene in early 2019, and they’ve now released their first album. Consisting of Claire Campbell on vocals and accordion, Gina Mac on flute, and Robin Macgregor on fiddle, the group is adding a modern spin to a centuries-old style of music. For example, from ‘Bitter Twitter’:

I knew that you were cheating / From the stuff that you were tweeting / If you think I’m idiotic / Then you have to be psychotic /

And their popularity is growing. Before live music became a thing of the past, women of all ages packed their concerts, screaming their lungs out to Lady Scotch Club’s equivalent of Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies,’ entitled ‘Delivered’:

I’ll be ordering in tonight / And watching my favorite rom-coms / Now that you’re outta my life / Grubhub and scotch is way more fun /

I can’t recommend this album enough. Pour yourself some whisky and put this on ASAP.” 

— Alex Yonis, allmusic.com

[100daysofbandnames]

36/100 - Twister Crisps

“Zoe Zeck, AKA DJ MissedACall, has done it again — a 10-track EP she’s calling ‘Twister Crisps’ — and yes, it’s New and yes, it’s a Big Deal. Featuring ‘Flavor Blast,’ a style of Drum n Bass DJ MissedACall claims to have invented (and has trademarked), these tracks are at the same time wild and precise, frenetic and measured. With many tracks featuring ethereal vocals by Liechtensteiner sensation Milena Marxer, this album is the complete package.”

— Deb Persson, DJ Mag Issue 713