#fakedads

[edgaralfonso]

why has my art teacher got tickets for Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and not me? :'(

[edgaralfonso]

I need another day without school, going to be a miserable guy showing up tomorrow.

[edgaralfonso]

Idk if I can even enjoy English this year because there's a guy in my class who is literally such an idiot, he was telling me about how he was on a date and said that when he was kissing the girl he thought "I wonder I could go for boob".

[edgaralfonso]

I think it was too soon to make my blog white, have to wait for the deep winter

[edgaralfonso]

I am listening to Simon & Garfunkel and I am eating mango and I am sad

[edgaralfonso]

I'll be forty-six and my daughter's would-be boyfriend will think I'm a scary guy but little will they know that when I was sixteen I stopped my shower early because the water was about to drown a spider

[edgaralfonso]

could do with a bottle of peroni and a photoshop torrent

[edgaralfonso]

I like when  you talk to someone and you can talk for a full day without making an effort and you don't say hello or goodbye you just kind of wake up and tell them how shit mornings are