#fakedrunk

[starfishonlsdstuff]

#sábado #borracha #retos #drinkopoly #fakedrunk @dago_davish https://www.instagram.com/p/CCz0Vweh8avoDC-1oXE8MdV3ADPYx3XU07Fs8I0/?igshid=vmn0frd1449k

[changterhune]

Rolling into the weekend like.... #fosterbrooks #oldhollywood #fakedrunk (at Scarborough, Maine) https://www.instagram.com/changztagram/p/BxTETeqnErl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cy0dihuypv0r

[yourdeadex-lover]

Ready for school. 💪 Not #fakestudying #fakenotstudying #fakedrunk 😂😂😂 (at Lakawon Island)

[tomkiesche]

1 night I played Chaz as if he were SMASHED... just to keep mixing it up. Her'es a pictrue fromm dat nigt. 3 more shows for me (no shows this weekend). #flirty #drunken #drunkparty #acting #actor #notadropofalcohol #boozing #drunk #fakedrunk #hollywoodpremiereparty #loveandwaffles #lastweekendcomingup #tomkiesche #drunkchaz

[the-former-drunkslut-blog]

FAKE IT HONEY #1

Fake it till you make it HONEY. 

Some times faking sober feels as awkward as MCLOVIN, but honestly your probably the only person who thinks that. 

The situation: 

Me and my sister spend a couple days at a cottage, she was on vacation I just had a few days off work, she kept saying we were going to get day drunk by the pool and I was agreeing trying to find ways out of it. I told my sister I did not want to drink but she was insisting, I used the money excuse, “I don't have any money” she offtered to pay. I said “i want to be healthy” she said come on its my only week of vacation. 

The fake:

I got in detail with this fake, I went to the liquor store, bought wine for ‘sangria’ the easiest thing I thought i could fake. Continued to make fake sangrias, I bought sparkling water, cranberry juice and fruit for it. I mixed it all into a jug and did not put the wine in it, i said to my sister “to preserve the wine ill just pour it in my glass”, without her noticing I started the wine bottle under the cupboards. I drank my virgin sangrias along side my sister who got progressively drunk, she kept asking do you feel it and i said no not really wine doesn't make me that drunk. As she got drunker I got paranoid that she would see the unopened bottle under the sink and be betrayed so it emptied some in the sink. I went all out.

Feelings and thoughts:

paranoid

a fake

pressure trying hard to have fun 

But waking up knowing I could do it was a good feeling feeling healthy and sober was beautiful. I felt the pressure to make sure she was having a good time because i knew she was getting drunk. I didn't want to be ‘boring’.