#fakefilms

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MOVIES BASED ON SONGS - Icky Thump by The White Stripes. 

Dead Men in the West - starring Priyanka Chopra as Grace Booth, Daniel Craig as Adam Booth, Margot Robbie as Delia Rae. [western]

When outlaw Adam Booth (Daniel Craig) is murdered by his fellow gang members for his share of a bounty, his wife, Grace, (Priyanka Chopra) takes it upon herself to raise him from the dead with the help of a devil-worshiping madam who owns the local brothel in town, Delia (Margot Robbie). He doesn’t have a heartbeat, he can’t eat or drink, but he’s got a taste for revenge. Soon, legends of a dead man and his two wives who roam the desert looking for unlucky souls begins spreading around town—and Booth’s old gang knows they’re coming straight for them.

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MOVIES BASED ON SONGS - Running Up That Hill by Placebo. [x]

When a wealthy man begins paying pirates for the capture and selling of mermaids for entertainment purposes, a group of sea witches begin travelling the seas in their bewitched ship to drag their kidnappers of their sisters to the depths. Led by their Captain, Esme (Jessica Parker Kennedy) and her wife, Anna (Rinko Kikuchi) they begin travelling the seas in search of their stolen sisters. They encounter Behati (Zoe Kravitz) in the islands who hires them to find her girlfriend Anya (Freida Pinto) who was stolen by a group of pirates that formally called James Talbot (Matt Ryan) their captain - before he went against a contract with a wealthy buyer and let a newly captured mermaid (Blake Lively) go, after discovering it was his sister he thought had drowned ten years ago. 

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Fake Film Adaptations » The World Ends With You

Listen up, Phones! The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.

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● F A K E  F I L M  M E M E ● Not Part of the Plan

Divorce was an ugly seven letter word, but so was the sentence: Your ex-wife is moving on with someone else. No one wants to be the one to move on last when it comes to the end of a relationship, especially when you’re still harboring bitter feelings, and instead of letting the world feel pity for you, the next best solution is to get even instead.  

The plan was simple for Peyton Zelenko: ruin her ex-wife’s current relationship, spread ill-words about her around town, make herself look like the pitiful divorcee that everyone assumed she would be, and of course, get in with the ex’s best friend, Shannon Douglas, to truly isolate Harper Avesta from everyone.  Shannon hadn’t wanted to come between the separating couple, but as both of their friends, it was exactly where she had ended up being. While her loyalties did lie with both people, she couldn’t but feel like her place as one of Harper’s friends was being replaced with Harper’s new relationship, and it was because of that that Peyton had been able to use that to her advantage.  It was easy enough to be a bigger part of Shannon’s life, but when it came to slowly poisoning her away from Peyton, she had to bide her time to make sure everything went as plan. The only hitch in her plan? Not accounting for the time she spent with Shannon would end up actually meaning something to her.  What started as a sure fire plan to get back at Harper soon became muddled with other plans, other interests, and other feelings. It soon came down to the question: What did Peyton really want at the end of her plan now? 

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Fake Film Adaptations » Virtue's Last Reward

Will you prove your virtue and choose "Ally"?...Or will you choose "Betray", and send your companions to their last reward?

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fake films; (2/5 Dramas) Tabou

Clement Mercer (Jeremy Renner) is wealthy, he's well-traveled, knows four languages and has dined with the finest men and women in the world. Clement Mercer is also alone. After losing his wife and son in a tragic car accident, the billionaire is reclusive and is rarely seen in public, choosing to hole himself up in his sprawling mansion in the french countryside. Five years pass until he finally takes off his wedding ring and goes out to a local bar. That's where he meets Cecily (Imogen Poots), a rambunctious English business student studying in Paris. They sleep together, and Clement discovers she has a girlfriend, Adeline (Adele Exarcholpoulos). Cecily begins to tell him they are polyamorous and are willing to let a man into their relationship. The three quickly fall in love, and Clement must choose between his taboo lifestyle that brought him out of his depression, or his reputation as he takes back his company and his empire.

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fake films; (3/5 SciFis) Land of Empty Skies.

Twenty years ago, Chicago was invaded by an alien species called the Jurati. The United States wasted large amounts of resources defeating them and in the end, slaughtered most of the species and kept a constant watch on the skies, waiting for the next attack. Milo Rothsfield (Jeremy Renner) was eighteen and in the army when the Jurati came down from the skies. He fought for his country on his own soil, but was overcome with guilt when he found out his fifteen year old sister died in the attack only a mile away from where he was fighting. Since the war, he's lived a quiet life in a small cabin just outside of Portland, Oregan. His life returns to normal until he discovers a woman in his tool shed (Zoe Saldana), badly hurt and speaking the Jurati language, but quickly switches to English. She looks like him, speaks like him and moves like him. He soon finds out that Jurati never left...they just hid among the populace. She informs him that the Jurati have a new leader, Calor (Rinko Kikuchi) and she is looking to burn the universe.

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fake films; (2/5 Comedies) Secure.

A high school trip to the largest bank in Manhattan goes awry when the bank is put on lock down during a robbery. A stranger (Idris Elba), a rookie cop (Karen Gillan), and two students (Andrew Garfield, Arden Cho) are locked inside the vault. The stranger says he knows how to get out, and that's when the cop recognizes him. He's Cain Anderson, a well known bank robber and con man that the NYPD has never been able to catch. (And God damn it, he's charming). With time and oxygen running out, the four band together to escape the bank without being spotted by the robbers - who turn out to be Cain's old crew.