Wild evening with some friends in Paris; I think it was Paris anyway it looked like Paris kind of I suppose but there were bumper cars too I don't know if they have bumper cars in Paris, but they seemed to this time anyway.
What? So anyway I'm waiting for my Uber now to go home to America and it's pitch Black. Like there's no light anywhere. Anywhere. What? Um, I wonder where all the ducks have gone. Oh yeah did I mention? There was ducks everywhere.
They were everywhere! Very confusing. Parisian ducks have weird accents. Even though all they said was quack. Also the blurry picture up there was of a duck who was trying to kill me. It was very scary. Parisian people are very frightening.
Bye! My Uber is here, so I'm going back to America. Goodbye! Bye!
