more cursed valorant headcanons
- brimstone INSISTS on playing the older versions of dnd. he claims that the newer versions are 'not fun'.
- vyse has unsuccessfully tried to get omen into asoiaf.
- cypher, however, does read. he is also not a fan.
- whoever sage ends up dating, there will be an omen third wheel in the background almost constantly. (man does not appreciate people hurting his Best Friend)
- miks has been introduced to milo by neon, tejo and skye and he thanks god every day for them introducing it to him.
- depending on the occasion, cypher will refer to himself as various mythological heroes/characters. viper or vyse will then call him narcissus in response. or elpenor.
- killjoy is a weeb. i feel like this is established.
- there are approximately 5 cats on the base, courtesy of fade. jett and clove have abducted one each. another one keeps migrating to omen. another one relocates to viper's lab where she threatens to euthanize it outside of anybody's range of hearing. the last one bounces from agent to agent depending on who needs comfort. (pre crystallization, it always seemed to gravitate to sage outside of fade. now everyone knows why.)
- sage was 'accused' of being a woman lover way before anybody else was lmao
- no, killjoy does not count because she's out and proud (which in the early days of brimstone knowing her, gives him a heart attack because back in his day being out and proud meant painting a target on your back)
- karaoke nights are common in the base. i feel like this is a given
- jett and neon eat like they starve. for movement based agents, i feel like their basic calorie intake and metabolism is just in the sky.
- skye has learned how to do sage's disappointed face when it comes to healing a stubborn agent
- brimstone h a t e s the nanobomb relationship... because of the pda. Also because he sees killjoy as his daughter and he acts like a single dad who doesn't know wtf he's doing half of the time. dude is undergoing several crises all at the same time
- it is imperative before brimstone goes on missions, that he stretches beforehand.