Falcon

just a bird with too many hyperfixations (header done by me :3)

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Hey, I'm Falcon. I'm a dungeon master, writer, nerd, local tech support guy. They/them, am a stupid idiot who does weird things at weird times.

I used to draw (they suck). Now I talk about my random ass headcanons, write angst and fluff and such about my little blorbos and am perpetually churning out drafts. Also perpetually sarcastic and pointed.

Feel free to ask me things, random headcanons of random things because I assure you if I know it I probably have a headcanon/opinion on it.

Current topics I have Opinions™️ on: Epic: The Musical, Greek Mythology, Kpop Demon Hunters, Dungeons and Dragons, Critical Role, Supergirl, The Flash, DC (the comics), Marvel (also the comics), MCU (only until up to Endgame. I... am not a fan of the later parts.), Valorant

Don't ask about politics, lmao. I know not enough of that to speak on it. I'm a nerd not a debater.

You can find my fics on AO3 as obligatory_word!

And if you wanna support me, this is my Kofi link! I need caffeine.

My Works:

Greek Mythology/EPIC: The Musical

sing, o muse, of the cries of the broken - My own little Illiad and Odyssey rewrite. Plot's mostly the same. Mostly. Follows most of the musical's storylines. Also very much not period accurate, as much as I try... some things, I cannot bring myself to write, even if it is correct. [Ongoing Series]

the lengths we go for love (i would not have it any other way) - What if Penelope was taken instead of Helen AU? Featuring timeline shenanigans, Cassandra redemption arc, traumatized Penelope and Odysseus crashing out. [Ongoing]

Supergirl

hold on (i still need you) - Supercorp, but what if someone with common sense was there? [UNDERGOING MAJOR REWRITE]

i guess you're a lab rat now... - I regret this fic a million times over. But because people find it funny, I will keep it up. This is based on an idea in Discord... aka Lena turns into a rat. [One-shot]

Valorant

Wild Mountain Thyme (will ye go, lassie, go?) - This is an amalgamation of different storylines I had in my head. Fair warning, I have not decided the ending... yet. This was also written to cope with depression lately, so yeah. Enjoy! Also it's Sage-centric and given her current lore right now... also, side note, a lot of canon is ignored for this story. A LOT. Fair warning if you really like Riot canon right now. ALSO DOES NOT INCLUDE MIKS BUT I WANNA INCLUDE HIM BUT IT HATH BEEN PREWRITTEN. [Ongoing, being edited]

Unfortunately if you want Glee stuff again it's really hard to convince me to publish and finish them. Including one where I mixed Glee and Greek Mythology into a modern day highschool au. That being said if you did like the Glee stuff, feel free to look at the existing ones on my AO3. Sadly, none of them will be finished.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Death, The Iliad and The Odyssey References, References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Animal Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide Summary:

A little journal of poetry and prose and thoughts.

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i got last minute tickets to the fan premiere in sg MUAHAHAHAHA

my sleep schedule is fucked

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i cannot believe it i lost all the defect runs i had last night YOURE KIDDING

I HAD LIKE A FEW PERFECTLY GOOD CLAW RUNS (fucked because i didnt take block cards nor did i have scrape which was absurd)

TWO PERFECTLY GOOD ORB RUNS (that got fucked because of poor math)

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i guess i really am an ironclad main main

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pael you hath failed me

(yet another attempted claw run)

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SHIT I NEED TO UNFOLLOW ALL THE TADC TAGS NOW FUCK THE PREMIERE IS TOMORROW

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if someone has the star wars beastiaries or like a full comprehensive list of both canon and legends fauna my life is yours

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mmmm jedi knight lingying wei and sith alchemist sabine callas

yes sounds good

but i already have too many ongoing stories

but think about it imagine ling learning from the jedi healers of old

and then imagine sabine loving so hard and losing so much that it curdles into hatred and vengeance and deep down it's the need to not be helpless.

it just fits! also lowkey the jedi order is a monastery so HAHAHAHA

the order telling ling, someone who cares deeply, not to have attachments 💀

and she tries 💀

meanwhile sabine who loves hard and doesnt have a great relationship with loss 💀

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I FORGOT MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SEE ME POSTING ON AO3 AT STUPID AHH TIMES IN THE NIGHT

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Death, The Iliad and The Odyssey References, References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Animal Death Summary:

A little journal of poetry and prose and thoughts.

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there was a thing i wrote once where a lover was so determined not to lose their partner that when they died, their mind just snapped, falling into delusion that they were still alive, just sleeping, shhh don't wake them.

"Don't be an idiot, Liam, she's just asleep."

And it's just a rotting body in the background, and said partner looks normal, acts normal, except for the fact that they're having a conversation with a body long dead because they cannot, will not, accept the fact that the person they love is dead.

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i think i'm posting my poses and proses on ao3 later

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I ACCIDENTALLY SAID I CAN TRY TO STAY UNTIL END OF JULY IN THIS INTERNSHIP

KMS they called me the best intern

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everyone say it with me: the wife is always correct 😭😭😭😭

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i adore the idea of Sage's powers having an emphatic quality to them.

i have always viewed her as the type of person to absorb other people's pain, to soothe over (most) conflicts. (there are some things she won't compromise on, such as her own insistence to save everybody, or almosf anything regarding her own wellbeing)

soooo i figured, why not have her powers reflect that?

every time she heals or revives people, she feels their pain :)

if you're going to undo that damage, then that damage has to go somewhere. i pretty much talked about this in wild mountain thyme where she essentially gives her own vitality to heal/bring back people.

but then there's pain. and if you're going to undo the damage, and you're not going to physically carry it...

well, Sage takes the phrase, 'if i can take the pain from you, i would' quite literally.

fits her mindset of trying to save everybody, no? if she has to feel their pain, if her body is the price, so be it.

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i hate doormaker :)