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What if we told you you could see a new superhero movie, a new Van Damme movie, and a new fucknuts crazy French movie WITH ONE TICKET?

4 Scenes to Expect From History's Craziest Superhero Movie

#4. Falconman Has the Greatest Origin Story of All Time

First off, Van Damme is not playing Falconman. (His role is "the leader of a terror group from nowhere land between Indonesia and the Philippines.") In fact, the Falconman website does not specify if anybody is playing Falconman, an omission that has led us to hypothesize that the role of Falconman is far too dramatic for any mortal.

This plot synopsis only corroborates our suspicions. For example, Falconman is the patron superhero for those with gambling addictions. And we quote:

The manipulation of sports betting in football, fashion, and Formula One is scaring everyone. FALCONMAN the new superhero better than Robin Hood saving the masses from losing all their money and falling into poverty and deprivation.

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