Nov 23, 2015
“So, I found the alcohol, but the guy who sells it is being such a dick. Like, I know I'm nineteen but 'Hello Titty' usually works with every bartender. Anyway, who wants to buy me a drink? Or five?”
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“So, I found the alcohol, but the guy who sells it is being such a dick. Like, I know I'm nineteen but 'Hello Titty' usually works with every bartender. Anyway, who wants to buy me a drink? Or five?”
“—Did anyone see the asshole belting Queen at the top of their lungs just a few minutes ago? I’m beginning to think that preserving my ears is going to be null very soon, with the fucking talent that’s going on around here I won’t even be able to keep down my coffee. I don’t know why anyone genuinely thought this was a good idea.”