"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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“No, what you don’t understand is I actually can’t do that. You will get me fired.”
“What do you mean you can’t do it? I am pretty sure I watched your boss duck out on some sort of ‘buisness’. You can come out for a coffee, there is other people here.”
Leave me alone. I don’t want your company.
“Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed, because I am feeling a bit of a sleepy tone to you, babe.”
“i’d usually punch you for saying that but but i’m buzzed and in a good mood so i’ll let it slide.” phoenix said, actually laughing a bit at what the other had said.
“Are’t you just a bit feisty - all I was saying was that you were hot, but I guess that is now pat of your charm. What are you drinking? Maybe I can buy you your next one, and myself one.”
“Sorry, what did you say? I have an exam next week and I’m trying to study as much as I can.”
“Hun, I wasn’t actually talking to you - we are in a public place, y’know? I’m sorry that your exam has you swamped though, I can only imagine that it’s the worst feeling in the world.”
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Gene: the UFO has finally cum!! send this to 10 alien daddys if you cant wait to get probed. if you get none back then you're a lonely hoe. get five back? you're a super star slut! if you get 10 back? you're a super space freakk!! happy fucking!! get that alien cock!
Zaire: I can't believe u just sent me this, please go away.
Zaire: Actually, send it to Jazz, she'll love it. I'll give you her number.
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“I thought that I made it clear that I loved calling you that. Fine I guess I can stop but only because you’re too hot to argue with. I’m more than happy to be your slave. You want me to get up and sing? Okay, just try to resist the urge to fuck me on the stage.”
“Hm, I figured it was going to be a lot harder to get you too stop - but I kind of figured my good looks go a long way. Yeah, I want you to go up and sing and then I’ll go with you. What do you think I am, some type of animal - I’ve heard enough good voices in my life, and slept with a few dozen other, babe.”
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“ That is the correct answer; you are allowed to continue being my favorite person. Though now I’m very curious as to what the other cutest things are about me. Will you share them with me, pretty please? ” Jazz lets out a delighted noise, holding her hand out for him to take and wiggling her fingertips. “ I think there’s a wishing star – but I like to think that all stars are special enough for a wish. The first star you see in the night sky has the strongest chance of having your wish come true. Am I really really little or are you just really really large? These are the real questions !! ”
“As if it was any worry that I wasn’t going to be your favourite person anymore, if you replace me-.. my stone cold heart my actually feel hurt, you wouldn’t want to do that to me, would you? The cutest things about you? You’ll have to stay tuned, maybe I’ll let you know while were staring up at the stars... like some sort of cliche.” Darius teased, lacing their fingers so they slotted together with ease. Pulling open the window to the fire escape so the two of them could head up to the rooftop. “Alright, then I guess I shoudl keep my eyes closed or something - so I don’t see a star until I’m ready to make my wish or something.” Laughing, he glanced over at the small girl for a moment. “I am quite large, but you are definitely really small, and you can’t even deny that.”
“at least they’re trying. But I will admit I did purchase my daughter ear plugs last night.” as she spoke of her daughter, her gaze traveled over to the little girl who was currently stuffing her face with popcorn, settled into a chair watching people make fools of themselves.
“I really can’t even decide if that is worth points for trying - I wish I could say something nice about it, but honestly I just can’t. I don’t blame you, probably the most prepared mom I’ve seen in ages, probably one of the hottest moms too - but that is all just my opinion.” He laughed, shaking his head and following her glance over at the little girl that seemed to be quite relentless with her popcorn.
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“Honestly, what the fucking hell was that? I came here to have a good time and a lot of coffee, not having some hearing problems. Maybe later we’ll have some actual good people.”
“I’ll just tell you one thing, no one is going to earn any money if we just keep letting them caterwaul like this. People may actually start moving out of the town, and honestly I wouldn’t even blame them in the least bit.”
“I saw him, and I definitely heard him, from about a block away. Jesus Christ, it’s like putting cats in a blender around here. Whoever thought of this one, I’m gonna beat the living fuck out of them, this is atrocious. This is reminding me a lot of Centrel Perk with Phoebe’s shitty voice.”
“This is probably the worst idea that we’ve had to go through for the store in a long time - are you just about ready to take your shift at taking care of the mics and who’s up next? Because I think I am going to slip out and get a damn drink or something. I think even our dear friend Phoebe is better than some of the people that are getting up on this stage.”
“me,” there was a small pout on her lips, “you’re supposed to listen to me.” almost as soon as the pout made home on her lips it was gone and replaced by a chuckle, almost mirroring the other, “fuck off i wasn’t late, you were just early.” she defended as she took the joint back, waisting almost no time in taking another drag, “mmm, okay. how would you like me to do that?” it was a question she didn’t even have to ask – she already knew the answer.
“I am listening, but all you’re doing is spitting off excuses - I was totally not late, I was right on time. It’s me were talking about, I am never anything but on time.” He got a little too cocky now and again, but it was all part of his charm. Leaning over one elbow propping him up, her question came as a bit of a shock and he would play it off as such. “You act like you don’t know me at all-.. I’m actually a bit hurt, you know how i would like you to do that. Feel free to be creative, if you want though.”
Zahra smirked over at the boy, taking the smoke from him. “Well - we’ll just have to see how this goes then, I take it you like it when girls beg for you.” She teased and brought the stick up to her lips, inhaling before turning her head to blow the smoke away from him. “Zahra, nice to meet you.” She looked back at him. “I haven’t had one in forever, I just needed one.”
He pulled a drag off his own smoke, bringing his knee up so he could rest his arm on it, “it’s like you know me already - I love when girls beg.” Playful in his statement, he looked her over very quickly, giving a small smile. “Darius, nice to meet you, gorgeous.” Tilting his head, “if you’ve quit I don’t think it’s the best idea to start back up - but I’m not here to judge in the least bit.”
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