@thenamesallison
“Yeah dad had everything to do with me. I’m a robot. So he designed me. He didn’t have kit kats in the dark with anyone to have me. Even though I know that’s just a slang for sex.”
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@thenamesallison
“Yeah dad had everything to do with me. I’m a robot. So he designed me. He didn’t have kit kats in the dark with anyone to have me. Even though I know that’s just a slang for sex.”
@fallcnandlost said: "House arrest is stupid."
please always give me Winter’s shenanigans
An eyebrow raised, he crossed his arms over his chest. “Yeah, okay. But maybe next time you won’t commit petty crime?”
@fallcnandlost asked
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“You didn’t steal the baby did you?”
answered | accepting | It’s a baby---
@fallcnandlost
This is so not fair. You’re a great big badass wolf and I’m...
@fallcnandlost
“There are no purifier activities really anymore and as far as I’ve heard...you, as far as I know, have no assignments. Do you know what that means?”
@fallcnandlost
“Hello? Anybody? Why is there this enormous dog in here?”
@fallcnandlost continued from x
“Um, I have many things... Steaks, chicken, I think I have some pork chops too, but they are frozen so they might be a while.”
@fallcnandlost
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“I missed you too.” Ally opens her arms out for a hug.