#falselydivine

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                                          | @falselydivine |

         ❛ when you said fixer upper for some reason i wasn't expecting it to be THIS bad. ❜ she winced slightly as she turned in a slow circle to eye the old home's would-be living room. the place was charming on the outside, a bit run-down, but charming. a little work and it could have been PERFECT. the smile on miguel's face alone made her want the house. how in love he was with it had her falling for it as well.

         then came the inside of the house. though she could tell why someone might have bought it once upon a time now it was falling APART. it was clear why it was going at such a low price. the owner just wanted the dump off their hands            and miguel was brimming with excitement. which meant behind her back their real estate agent had been showing him this NIGHTMARE and now he was set on it. but when she'd said she hadn't minded a fixer upper that they could make perfect just for them she hadn't meant "let's buy a train wreck and see what happens". 

                            ❛ my uncle taught me a BIT about the "fixing stuff                                 up" thing but this house needs some SERIOUS love. ❜

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That moment you want to punch your best friend in the face. But then you realize, he’s your best friend and you’re stuck with him.

[tigrismhasmoved]

“I’M BEING KINKSHAMED.”

“ Why? We’ve all got our own special kinks, you shouldn’t be ashamed by them and if someone has an opinion on such, then tell them to visit Hell.”

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@falselydivine 

          “I already had to admit you’re good           looking, don’t push it blondie.” 

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@falselydivine liked for a starter

          “Oh my! It’s not every day I see a musician! And            such a good one as well! Could you play another            song?”

     Perhaps he was a little too enthusiastic, but that was simply in his nature. Besides      that, he loved seeing someone play some music. It didn’t happen often that he      would get to see a live performance.

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♥ -- “ -- You LIKE to hear the sound of your own voice, don’t you?”