#famous textpost

[autisticravenclaw]

No. 26

Hufflepuff: so did you know that you eat approximately 3 spiders every year

Slytherin: ew, that's-

Ravenclaw, bursting into the room, drunk: the average person eats 3 spiders per year factoid is actualy just statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted