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Hellos! And good afternoon!! Love ya both! I had a question. I'm new to the area, and what the heck is a malware??? Is it a website? A snack?? My friend that lives close by told me to look out for things that have that. I have no idea what I'm doing! 😃
-kind regards! Love ya both! Take it easy, eh?
[* Spamton cracks his knuckles.]
"Malware is software that [[$#*@]]s up ya computer. Or your you. If you're a computer. [[It's that simple!]]."
"Thanks for the love, dear viewer!"
Hey, boys, does Tenna have a tail or no? I see lots of people draw him with a tail, but I've never seen it while watching the show...
"What?"
[* Spamton jumps up and grabs something behind Tenna, pulling out a cord that had been coiled up and hung on his lower back.]
"That answer your [[any questions]]?"
[* Tenna's screen turns bright red. The cord yanks itself out of Spamton's hand, revealing that it is, in fact, his tail!]
"Don't touch that!"
CD Bagel for Spammy :)
[* Oh, sweet! Spamton really missed these! He bites into it, and a half-second of an upbeat jazz song plays.]
"Thanks! Haven't had one of these since I [[WE'RE MOVING]] from Cyber City..."
[a small package arrives in the Fanmail room. Covered in gold stickers and red hearts, it seems that the aforementioned package has arrived]
[this time, the inside is Covered in Polaroid pictures—each one shows a different student, holding up a decorated sign saying “WE LOVE TV!”. Some photos showcase the students with bright bracelets and headbands with antennas????
Others had been sporting their own official merch—it seems some of them got access to real merch! There’s over 30 photos.
You notice the one constant factor seems to be a small, crochet light purple cat with a large pink bow headband who held up the camera with a HUGE smile. They seemed to be having a blast: One had that same student excitedly holding up plushies of you two, stars in their yellow and black eyes with the excitement they had—that one is labeled “Finally got my charms!”
The cat also took photos of their university at night—long brick like paths illuminated by neon blue street lights, with towering buildings following the path. A photo of a CRT, decorated in gold star stickers and red hearts is also seen in a dimly lit room, while yesterday’s Physical Challenge segment was playing]
[Beneath the sea of photos, there were a few items:
Three red worms on invisible string, along with tiny toy Maus with strings, had a note that read “For Spam: enjoy your new prank buddies!”
A small handmade hammer made of what seems to be foam and wood: the handle is made of glossy red painted wood, while the actual base is gold with red line. Each end has a huge red star on it. This one reads “To Tenna: Your New Tropical Themed Spamton Censor! (Whackability Guarenteed)”
Two small jars: one jar has over 40 plastic ducks, with a simple note that reads “Another set for the army Captain :D”
The other contains a bunch of small crystal snails! This one’s note reads “Enjoy your new Snail Buddies!”
A small bag of seashells, this time including a yellow conch shell
a pack of cigarettes—you don’t recognize the brand name, and a red heart shaped stress toy. the note attached is in different handwriting: “For when things get shitty”
Folded up, the bottom had the same large sign from the photos—once unfolded, you could see a bunch of brightly colored signatures, each color of a new fan wishing the stars good luck and lots of love, all around the big red and gold bubble letters that say “WE LOVE TV!”]
[Finally, just like before, there’s a letter covered with gold star stickers, sealed with a single red heart. With messier cursive written in purple marker, It reads as follows:]
“Dear Mr. Spamton and Mr. Tenna,
So, remember when I said I was introducing part of the GSA to TV TIME with my buddies?
Turns out they absolutely loved the show, and decided to share it with the rest of the club! Most loved y’all charismatic energy and fun challenges, but when my friends realized that “you were both queer icons” (to quote Homewrecker) the TV love spread like wildfire….
…and now there’s an unofficial fan club. Headed by Homewrecker, with me as a vice president. So, Congrats! You got a lot of queer kids who love you guys.
I told them about the letters and asks I’ve been sending (also, surprise! You’re Local Lesbain’s being using the questions for the devious plot of planning gifts for you both! >:D) and the secretary of the GSA, who I’m calling Caine, got a really cool idea to show you guys our super using an old Polaroid they had!
Each photo is a new—and some of more seasoned—fans of TV TIME, who wanted to show their love and support for you both! I hope you guys understand how loved you are, and how much you’ve inspired people throughout your audience—one of the students found hope in thriving in showbiz thanks to you two.
I’ve also sent some photos of me, along with the CRT I decorated! Homewrecker wasn’t able to finish the plushies, but someone for the club had a friend who had access to y’all’s merch, and managed to get it shipped over to my apartment!! I’m happy to announce that both plushies are bundled up on the couch, with matching bracelets I made and all the love I could hug them with :D.
Speaking of Homewrecker, he got peeved at the fact I’ve been sending stuff without him, and he wanted me to include something he got for both of you—hope you guys like it! (And spam, he said that the cigs he sent taste like strawberries?? Idk, he wanted me to pass that along, I am confused)
Also, thanks for the ad blocker tip—Plum says that so far it’s been working!! They’ve gotten pestered for it, but with their headphones it’s made their grocery walks a lot easier.
Anyways, I won’t be able to send another package for a bit—got to get through my schoolwork, and my ADHD has messed with me enough—but I’ll still be around sending little asks when I can. I love you guys so much (platonically obvs), and I hope this package can show you guys just how much you’re both loved. Y’all are the best, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for y’all’s future!
With lots of support,
Your Local Lesbain, Mallow 💜🩷 (and Homewrecker)
(Mallow OOC: Mod, I want to first thank you for getting through my long AF asks—you’ve been doing a wonderful job with this blog, and I am so EXCITED to see what’s tragedy you’ve concocted/gen. If you choose to open this ask after the event, I give full permission for you to use this in the most despair inducing manner you need it to be >:3. I do plan to showcase a drawing of Mallow, but first I want to see if any time skips occur during this tragedy, cause I do have an idea I’d love to discuss with you if you’re ok with it. You’re doing absolutely great with characterizing both Bigshots during this era, and I loo forward to reading your responses everyday!
Also, idk how to reach out to Finn, but if they see this YOU ARE DOING AMAZING!! I LOVE YOUR STORY TELKING AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT COMES NEXT! Also, I do plan to have Mallow move to Downtown and be roommates with Plum in the future, so if you want maybe we can have our characters interact? It’s ok if not, just wanna let u know)
[* Spamton comes back from backstage, looking a little shaken and absolutely reeking of tobacco.]
[* Tenna knows what that means. Unfortunately, the show is still on. He can't ask about it until after hours.]
"Hey Spammy, we got another
BIIIG
ol' box in the mail from a fan! I waited until you came back to open it, since I figured it has gifts for the both of us in it!"
[* Of course, the box has previously been opened before, having been checked by security to make sure it wasn't a threat.]
"A [[Gift]] huh? Sounds nice..."
[* He seems a bit emotionally distant...]
[* Tenna frowns. Spamton always acts a little strange after he gets those phone calls... But he's overheard Spamton's end of those calls enough times to know that whatever he's hearing over the phone must be helping him somehow. That will ALSO have to be a question for after the show.]
"Let's see what's in store for us this time...!"
[* The two of them open the box, and...]
[* Wow! That sure is a lot of gifts! There might have to be a weight limit on packages from now on if this keeps up...]
[* Spamton appears to cheer up a little as he looks over what all he's been sent. He still seems a bit distant, but it's less noticeable now.]
[* There's a bit of bittersweetness in his smile as he looks over the photos, as if he's missing the fans before they're even gone. Now why would that be...?]
[* All his gifts: the worms on strings, the toy Maus, and the cigs; they all go back in the box until he has somewhere else to put them]
[* Tenna holds onto the hammer, though, holding it on his shoulder while looking smugly at Spamton.]
"... I think these are [[4U]]."
[* He hands the baggie of seashells and jar of snail shaped crystals to Tenna.]
[* Tenna is pleased with this gift. Ever since he mentioned he always wanted to go to the beach, he's been getting lovely beach related gifts from the fans...! He supposes it's the next best thing to actually going there in person.]
[* And now it was time to actually read the letter.]
"Wow...
Our very own fan club!
I never thought I'd see the day! Ooooh, I'm so happy I could
SCREAM!!!
It really touches my heart to hear that so many people are inspired by me! I hope your friend has good luck getting into show business!!!"
[* Spamton's smile finally has some real warmth in it.]
"You got the plushies...? That's adorable... You should take 'em places and post [[STUNNING PHOTOGRAPHY]] of 'em, people love that kinda thing."
[* He chuckles.]
"And uh... Tell your friend I said [[Thank you for]] the smokes. Good luck with [[Back to School]]."
(OOC: THANK YOU FOR SENDING THEM!!! THEY TAKE AWHILE FOR ME TO GET THROUGH BUT I LOVE EVERYONE WHO SENDS ASKS, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE A REGULAR HERE!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
Also yes there will be time skips. Not explicitly, but sort of implied? The events are only a few days apart in real life, but they're supposed to be multiple months apart in the timeline, except for asks within a day or less of each other, which are a day or less apart in the timeline! Just DM me if you want to discuss what you have planned in more detail!!!)
[the letter is from an anonymous person, it's written that only Spamton can read it, the paper is a little messed up, with cuts etc.]
Dear Spamton.
I know who you are. I know where you live. I know everything about you. I know what you are. I know your family. Be careful, White.
(OOC: I just wanted some drama lolz, sorry sboy that spammy!! Hehe, but good luck, this is like paparazzi y'know??)
[* Spamton grimaces at the letter. This fucking shit again... He's not afraid to deal with these people personally, in whatever way necessary. He stuffs the envelope in his coat before Tenna can see it.]
XDDDDD
oh, I’m ABSOLUTELY trying the duck thing at the next GSA meeting—I’ve got a collection of over 300 tiny duckies (I freaking love those tiny plastic ducks—blame Homewrecker for starting that). Tenna, if you ever want revenge, just know it’s best served REAL cold (ICY even).
Thanks for the freezer tip—I’ll try it out once I’m back in my apartment. I’m real thankful the school’s AC works, cause I got a buddy of mine in Downtown Cybercity who’s AC is busted after buying it off some Cheeto-looking fucker. I did warn them about buying from randos off the street, but the other ACs were extremely expensive. Now though, they’re trying to survive the summer heat with no air—I’ll send this tip over to them as well.
And to add regarding to y’all getting a lot of fans who want to be adopted by you both, I can confirm that a huge chunk of younger fans (especially queer ones) have parental issues: they see you guys as a source of comfort during harsh times, and from the data I’ve gathered with my new friends from the club, most have watched you when their biological donors have been fighting or after some rough times. You guys have even helped me out during the first few days on my own—helped me not fall asleep crying 😅. The physical challenges and the game show segments remind me of stuff I’d do with my younger cousins, and it’s nice to remember some fonder memories before everything that happened…
I hope you guys know that we all Love TV Time, and the HUGE impact you’ve had on your fans being here everyday (You’ll definetly hear more about it in my next package :D). If you ever doubt yourselves, know that you are both loved and adored—Y’all have done wonderful work!
Side note, Spam, apparently my Cyber Buddy (I’ll call them Plum) has been hounded by said Cheeto-fucker and other people that go by “Addisons” since moving there. You’ve mentioned before knowing some (with HUGE distaste, dw king I’m not comparing you to those hacks) and I was wondering if you have any idea to, let’s say, pest control these roaches properly cause I swear I hear one more story about Plum getting hounded after work and Imma march my ass down there and fist fight a bitch.
-Local Lesbian
[* Spamton lets out a mischievous chuckle.]
"I pride myself on bein' a [[pest]] on occasion."
[* Tenna nudges Spamton teasingly.]
"'On occasion' might be underselling it."
[* Spamton laughs.]
"Ooh, that sounds rough... You guys might've gotten scammed!"
[* The two of them seem happy they're helping, even if the circumstances aren't that great.]
"Cyber City, huh? Y'know, I'm usually not supposed to [[if you have any Tips or Suggestions]] stuff like this, but uh... Install an ad blocker if it gets too much. They'll pester ya to turn it off sometimes, but I get it, Addisons can be [[$!#@]]in' annoying. It's their job to be annoying."
hii mrs i hope you're having a good day
i think about memories sometimes. and that i should've been nicer and stayed a little longer with you
maybe i'm just nostalgic
- a kris
KRIS!!! Kris, oh, Kris!! It's fine! Haha! Fine!!
You were in quite the pickle back then, hmm? I was so scared too! Haha!
Scared of getting turned of and being forgotten again! Ahaha! BUT! I am not mad at you! Or! Upset even! Hah! No hard feelings about! All the hits to my screen! Hah!
It. Was not really you, was it? It was a different Kris. My Kris. I don't really know the difference between all of the yous and all of the mes!
Kris, I still think of you and the rest of the family sometimes, the Holidays too! Such lovely and sweet memories! And!! I have my own family now!! More happy memories to make!!
I hope you're having a Tenna-rific day too, Kris!!
Squeak !!
*a small mouse run on Usopp desk and lift a sunflower seed toward him*
@friendlymouseoffical
Awwww thanks lil buddy! Is this a snack, or something for my garden? Either way its very sweet of you 💛
