#fanden-tow

[cavan-tow]

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Adelphie: -watches Taniel leave with a fond expression; for her.- “He’s what I would imagine a middle class suburban father to be, with hooves and better hair.” -glances back around at Cavan coolly.- “…I suppose you’d better come inside.” -the ghost of a smile as she steps out of the way to let him in.- “‘Honey’.”

[Adelphie your puns are the woRST how can you judge anyone else’s dad jokes omggggggg]

Cavan: *blushing again but cannot keep a straight face, bursts out laughing as he follows her inside*

[cavan-tow]

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[it’s the think that counts. I mean the count that thinks. That’s all I thought of.] Adelphie: …-crosses her arms and raises her brows.- “…….anyway. You two want some tea to go with all that honey?”

Cavan: *smiles, holds up a jar* “What a good thing I brought along some you weren’t likely to tip me into, just in case.”  Taniel: “I’d love to, but there’s a lack of new installation in the Three-Faced-Hall at the museum that needs talking up.  Tea is the kind of thing he’d probably do better without me around.” *does not actually wink at the two of them but looks like he wants to* Cavan: *puts a hand over his eyes* “Please go away.” Tan: *heading out the garden gate*  “Happy arbitrary prank day!”

[cavan-tow]

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Adelphie: ..-eyes Tan up and down, then subtly leans around him to look at Cavan.- “You’re lucky your beardy friend is charming.” -and smiles at Taniel, just for Taniel.- “What would he do without you?”

Cavan: “I’m lucky you’re hard to charm.”  *pause*  “Wait.” Taniel: *gives Adelphie a good-humored in silent reply*

[cavan-tow]

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Adelphie hopes Cavan enjoys being shoved into said barrel.

 Cavan: *shit-eating grin for which he is famous, starts to say something and can’t* Taniel: *carefully cleaning honey off his hooves before setting foot on Adelphie’s porch because he knows who’s boss here*  “He probably wanted to say that he’s sweet enough already, but he can’t lie.” Cavan: *turns bright red, especially the ears*

[cavan-tow]

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I’m laughing so hard I just need an Abbott and Costello team up of comedy with Tan and Cav.

Cavan: *punches Tan repeatedly in the arm, never taking his eyes off Fanden*  What do you think would happen if we sent him cantaloupes?

Tan: *somewhere between horror and awe*  I don't know, but let's find out.

[cavan-tow]

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He will eat them all. In front of Cavan. Spitefully. One at a time. He’ll play Chubby Bunny with kumquats. You cannot deter him, Cavan. He is utterly mad.

holy shit I snorted laughing

Cavan and Taniel would just watch, awestruck and delighted.

Cavan:  ...This is the best and worst thing that's every happened to me.

Tan:  I think I'm in love.

Cavan:  I could follow this man into battle.  

Tan:  O captain, my captain.

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fanden-tow replied to your post:Cavan says that better be his business card.

"Ha. Hahaha. As if I vould give you free advertising."

"A man can dream."  -sighs wearily and briefly considers scratching Fanden's name off the list of people getting fruit baskets, then decides it would be better to send one spitefully and full of nothing but kumquats-

[beck-tow]

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"Oh ja. I vould not have extended zhe offer vere I not avare of zhe severity of your…situation."

-pockets the card, squinting.- :v "...'sthat so? Well, not quite there yet, but I suppose I just might be seeing you." -salutes and wanders off.-