#fanderly finds

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Well...

The coffee is gone, my body has crashed, and billy Joel has found his way back into my headphones.

Chirstmas was fun while it lasted, but Halloween reigns again!

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Proof @mightyvirgil54 is a saint...

He puts up with me constantly and my randomness:

I both regret this and not 😂😂😂

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Can I just say how much I love doc holiday from Tombstone...?

He is mean, he is sassy, and he is hysterical.

I love this movie only because of doc holiday. And he was an actual person and had a doctorate who was a dentist.

These aren’t even all the best lines!

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My mom: OH MY GOODNESS I NEED A CHARGER NOW!!!! My phone is about to die!!!! I only have 50% charge!!

Me: *Looks down at Phone which only has 8% charge* egh, I have plenty of charge!

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Who else is up with me running on coffee trying to finish an angsty analogical one shot?!?

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Me at 10 pm: Oh yes!! Friday night!! I’m gonna stay up late and write, post, and all the other things I don’t get to do during the day!! This is going to be sweet!

Me at 10:05 pm : *passed out cold* zzzzzzzzzzz

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The best part of my day so far?

Getting my extremely conservative/ old-fashioned dad obsessed with the show “Queer Eye”

He will never be able to denie the love he feels for those five men

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There are no regular people in the eyes of my father when he is driving

There are only four kinds of people:

1.Blind Bitches: women who can apparently not see anything that is not in front of them, and just zip around our car so close that our car starts beeping and yelling at us.

2. Stupid cunts: similar to blind bitches, only they are aware of where they are at on the road and just don’t care. They are also unaware of what those weird lights on the ends of their cars are for called “turn signals”.

In the eyes of my father, it is better to be the first option then the second.

3. The dumb asshole: this is a man who likes to speed up and zip around everyone and lacks the fears of death itself. This is apparently the most common type of male driver on the road.

And finally there is the fourth option

4. The dumb son-of-a-bitch ass mother fucker that can’t stay in his own lane to save his fucking life: I’m pretty sure this one is self explanatory, but is only used in rare cases when screaming at someone might be appropriate.

Ahhh, road trips with my family. Always a fun way to spend 12 hours on the road with my dad’s beautiful veiw point of the world!