AshPoster
Shitposter walked into her room around 3AM, she had been picking up trash from the streets and taking it to the bar, ordering drinks, then after that they’d taken a drink she’d run away and make them pay for the drinks themselves like the monster she is. She wasn’t tired since it was only 3AM, so she decided that it was Tumblr time! After many hours of scrolling and reblogging shit she found here and there, she turned around to go to bed.
But there, she found ASHES laying on her bed, including Ash. He had a red rose in his mouth, and was only wearing a very oversized shirt. ONLY.
“Brojour, bro. Guess who just got outta prison?” He said, like if he was as high as the fucking Eiffel Tower.
“You were never in prison in the first place.” Shitposter said and smelled the faint smell of something grassy.
“My mom did, but she didn’t like the smell so she went back into prison”
“Uhhh......” She didn’t say anything.
“Can you tell that I’m stoned? No, I’m serious. Look at me. Are my eyes red? Do I need eye drops? I’m acting weird, aren’t I? They’re going to know. I’m so clearly stoned right now. I can’t go out there. I’m going to just stay here for a second and wait till I feel less stoned. Sitting down now” He said, but he wasn’t actually stoned.
“Do you have corn in your pants again? cuz you’re always like this when you do”
“Noooooooo shhh of course not.....” He gidded out.
She took him to the fire place, made him lay down on the floor by it and she started the fire. After a few minutes you could hear a plopping sound from Ash’s pants. They puffed up and then exploded. Popcorn got everywhere.
After a few minutes she stood and opened the window. But when she did, Ash turned into actual ashes and flew out of the window.
“What the fuck?”
For @fandom-shitposter and @ashpokemonmaster666
