Title: Less is More (Except When It Isn't)
Author: infinite_wonders
Their Summary: In which James Bond is emotionally stunted and actually sucks in social situations while not on a mission. Q is the one stuck putting up with it because everyone seems to think that it’s his job. Also, he and Bond are going steady apparently. But that’s neither here nor there.
My Summary: It takes Q quite a while to realise that he’s being stealth dated.
Snippet: What he doesn’t understand, is the complete stop in recreational sex because seriously, Bond is actually making it a point to hover around Q Branch like a particularly overprotective helicopter, rather than indulging in copious amounts of gratuitous monkey sex.
This actually worries everyone, because that’s not just a change in a simple behavioral pattern, but a huge change in his very being. As a whole, Bond needs sex almost as much as he needs to breath or posture, everyone knows this, except for the part where he apparently doesn’t.
Why you should read it: While the characterisations are a bit fast and loose - Q feels just a little too dense and Bond just a little too childish - this is just too adorable not to read.