#fanfic shitpost

[starlight-lucario]

Wrote a new scene for a fanfic I’m working on and all I’ve been able to think about it is just… this:

[starlight-lucario]

Fanfic writing is fun because you can give one of your main characters a pet rock and have them name it Geovanni and oh god im already getting attached to this stupid pet rock even though I already know it’s only going to exist in this one chapter and never appear again throughout the rest of the fic

I don’t wanna have to take Geovanni away from his loving family!

[theheartandtheraven]

Maybe I'm not so bad at this whole writing thing after all.

Making Atsushi suffer for no reason is one of my favourite things to do and while I do feel bad about it occasionally, I torture all my favourites 🖤 out of love

[kamekaswoosh]

F!Dimitri: "So how is our situation with our army looking like in the war against the Western Church front?"

Dedue: "Well, after careful consideration, I understand Faerghus to be a deeply patriarchal state. If you're a trans woman and I'm a black Duscurian, we are going to have quite the pointless resistance to face within our own army unfortunately."

F!Dimitri: "Ah yes, patriarchy. That thing I'm... fully aware of now."

Dedue: "However, I found a weak point. They're not going to question our policies if we make it appeal to them. Therefore, I have enacted the Sylvix Initiative. We won't get the credit of wartime leadership, but we will have the policies in place to restore Duscur and bring Faerghus to a less..."

F!Dimitri: "So Faerghus can be less a bunch of bigoted fucks?"

Dedue: "Yes, precisely. It is news to some people."

F!Dimitri: "Also did you just say your plan is to have Sylvain and Felix lead them in our stead, and leave the army to question if they're making out in their tents?"

Dedue: "Yes, yes I did. The weaponized yaoi is very important to the restoration of Duscur. Now behold, our first test run."

Sylvain & Felix: "LET'S! GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT! THE NUNS!"

[theheartandtheraven]

Isn't ? It your job to tell someone about it 🤔

[jesterlovescookies]

Chapter 6-7 related sillies for my fic (chapter 6 is nearly done 🫡)

(excuse blue's poor opinion on wily they haven't heard many good things about her)

[dicerollerz]

WHERE IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLOT DEVICE!!!

[d0ro8ea]

After watching Scarface twice, I wanted to make a Grimmjow x OC fic so badly (which i did), but I also like didn't want to mess up (which I think I did), and I low-key made it up to chapter 3 with it and I just abandoned it, i feel like such a bad writer sometimes