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[bottombitchjimin]

Clueless Hyung

WoW thie i super late I’m sorry!! *bows to the floor*

Title: Clueless Hyung

Rating: T

Warnings: Jealous Kookie, established relationship, kissing

Word Count: 1756

anon: Ot7, jikook-centric. Jimin is their group precious cinnamon roll, all of them are very protective especially jungkook who glares at anyone who even stares at his small boyfriend/hyung, but jimin mostly doesnt realize that he was surrounded by a bunches of hungry wolves around him. Basically just jungkook protecting jimin from strangers who is trying to touch his boyfie.

a/n: so it’s basically jikook with mentions of other members, I hope you enjoy this!!

*Jungkook P.O.V.*

How could he just let he be all over him!?! I thought as I watched Jackson flirt with my Jiminie. I looked at the other members and saw them just as annoyed as I was. It was frustrating how Jimin just let people touch and flirt with him and not say or do anything about it! Ever since we got to this dumb fucking award show people keep hitting on my Jimin! He never even realizes it either!! It’s super frustrating!! And now Jackson has his arm around his shoulder and OH MAH GAWD (sorry I had too >U<) IS HE LEANING IN TOWARDS JIMIN”S FACE. OH HELL NO!! I started walking my way over towards them.

~3 Hours Earlier~

*Jimin P.O.V. *

We stepped out of van finally at the place where we would hopefully win an award. When we got inside I saw my buddy Sungjae. I haven’t seen him in a while so I went over to say hi. “Hi Sungjae! How are you doing?” I asked as I walked up to him.

“Hey Jimin! I’m good, how are you?” He responded as we hugged. I felt eyes glaring behind me but I chose to ignore it.

“I’m okay, just a little nervous. What if we don’t win anything?” I lightly pouted.

“You have nothing to worry about, Jiminie! You guys are definitely going to win. I mean, how is it possible for you not to win when there is someone as cute as you in Bangtan” he cooed and pinched my cheeks as I blushed. He put his arm around my waist, but I don’t really question it because he is just a person whom enjoys a lot of skinship. He leaned over about to whisper something in my ear but we heard a loud cough. We looked over to where it came from and saw Taehyung and Jungkook glaring at us. I shrank back slightly into Sungjae because of the intense anger in their eyes but they only seem to be angrier.

Jungkook walked up to us and growled out, “Jimin-hyung, we’re needed by the stylist noonas.” He then grabbed my wrist and started to pull me away from Sungjae, I barely even got the chance to wave goodbye. Once we got closer to Taehyung they both held me by the waist and pulled me closer to them as we continued our way to the dressing rooms.

                                ~1 hour earlier~

We just finished getting ready for the award show and still had some time to waste. I decided to get something to drink before it started. I started spacing out while I was looking for a place to get a drink and accidentally ran into something, or more like someone. I looked at who it was and instantly bowed, “Sorry! Kyungsoo-sunbaenim!” I squeaked in embarrassment.

“It’s okay, also you can just call me hyung, Jimin,” he smiled at me.

“A-ah okay…hyung,” I blushed slightly.

“So what are you doing wandering around?” he asked me curiously.

“I was trying to find something to drink before the awards show started, since I was thirsty.

“I can show you where the drinks are if you’d like,” he offered with a smile.

“If it’s not too much trouble, thank you so much hyung!” I smiled so wide that my eyes turned to crescents, and it looked like his face had tint of pink in it but I’m probably just hallucinating from dehydration.

As we ventured to wherever the place to get drinks were, they chatted and got closer. I believed that I could call Kyungsoo my friend now. That’s why when I felt a hand on place itself on my lower back I didn’t think much of it.  We finally found it and I got a bottle of water. My hands were a little sweaty since I was so nervous about the awards, so I was having a hard time getting it open. Kyungsoo-hyung offered to open it for me and I allowed him too. He handed it to me opened and I thanked him and took a sip of it. I felt his eyes on me so I offered him my water bottle since he looked thirsty. He shook his head and just said that we should head back.

We were heading back and his hand was still on my lower back but it didn’t really bother me. We were halfway down a hallway towards the dressing rooms when we saw Hoseok-hyung and Jungkook. I waved at them and they smiled at me, but their smiles were quickly replaced with frowns.

“Hello, Kyungsoo-sunbaenim, what are you doing,” Jungkook asked with a tense smile, I wonder what’s wrong with him.

“I ran into Jimin on my way back from the bathroom and he was lost so I was helping him,” Kyungsoo-hyung explained.

“Thank you for helping our Jiminie, sunbae. But, we should head back the rest of the group is looking for us,” Hoseok-hyung smiled, just as tense as Jungkook.

“Ah! Sorry guys,” I smiled apologetically, “Bye, Kyungsoo-hyung! See you around!” After I waved good bye, we started our way back to the rest of the group. Hoseok-hyung had an arm wrapped protectively around my shoulder, and Jungkookie had an arm around my waist.

               ~Present~

I was super happy! We won an award for best dance! My face hurts from smiling so much! The awards show was finally over so we started to head back to our dressing room. On the way there I ran into Jackson-hyung. This only made me happier since I haven’t seen him in a while, “hey hyung! Congrats on your win!” I exclaimed.

“HEY JIMINIE!!” Jackson cheered, “thank you! Congrats on your win too!” He ruffled my hair. I just smiled and started asking him how the rest of Got7 was doing and what promotions he had left. While he was excitedly telling me about some prank Bambam and him pulled on Jaebum-hyung he put his arm around my shoulder, and I felt eyes glaring holes at us from behind me. I decided to ignore it and pay attention to the end of Jackson-hyung’s story.

“And then he chased around the dorm for a good hour with flour all over himself!” Jackson finished with a laugh and I joined in. Suddenly he leaned close to me and was about to whisper something, but I was yanked away from him and into someone’s arms. I panicked until I realized it was Jungkookie. I leaned back into him slightly.

“Hyung, everyone was looking for you again! We’re about to leave, c’mon,” Jungkook murmured into my ear, while glaring at Jackson-hyung.

What is his problem today, why is he staring daggers at everyone I talk too! Why is he in such a bad mood? I’ll have to ask him when we get in the car.

“Ah, okay” I mumbled, “Bye Jackson-hyung! We should meet up sometime, when we’re both free from schedules,” I smiled brightly at him. Jackson licked his lips and I felt the arms around my waist tighten.

“Y-yeah definitely,” he breathed out.

“Let’s go before the other hyung’s get agitated” Jungkook steered me away and towards the car. Once we started walking away I felt Jungkook’s hand sliding to rest right above the curve of my ass. When I looked up at him his face was expressionless but I could tell he was furious.

Once we got to where the rest of the hyung’s were, they glanced at Jungkook and could basically see him seething inside but decided to leave him alone for now, knowing when the maknae is angry you should leave him alone. We started filing into the car, it was Namjoon-hyung in the front next to our manager. Then it was Jin-hyung, Hoseok-hyung, and Taehyung in the next row of seats. And finally, it was Jungkook, Yoongi-hyung, and me in the middle. After we were all settled and on our way back to the dorm, I felt a hand place itself on my thigh. I looked over at Jungkook since Yoongi-hyung was asleep with his headphones in. Jungkook was looking forward with an expressionless face. I felt the hand tighten its grip on my thigh. I leaned up and whispered in his ear, “hey Jungkook-ah, what’s wrong?” He just looked at me and tightened his hand again.

“We’ll talk about this when we get home,” he grounded out through clench teeth. I started to get worried.

Was it something I did? What did I do?

Once we got to the dorm, everyone climbed out of the car and wished our manager a good night as he drove off. As everyone started piling into the dorm, Jungkook held my wrist to prevent me from going in with the others. I titled my head in confusion.

“How do you not notice?” he sighed distraught.

“Notice what?” I questioned not knowing what he was talking about.

“The way everyone was looking at you today!” he exclaimed exasperated.

“Like they look at everyone else!” I huffed getting annoyed.

“NO! They look at you like you’re a piece of meat that they want to devour! It’s frustrating because you just let them touch you and flirt with you! You may not notice it but I DO! How am I supposed to feel when I see a bunch of guys and sometimes girls flirt with my boyfriend!?” Jungkook yelled as my eyes widened from his outburst. “The worst part of it all is that you don’t even realize it, they take advantage of you, and you don’t even know,” he sighed rubbing a hand down his face, clearly upset. I hugged him and put my face into the crook of his neck.

“I’m sorry…” I mumbled, how had I not realized? I caused Jungkook all this pain, I feel horrible. “I’ll try to be more careful, and I won’t let just anyone touch me,” I breathed out apologetically against his neck.

“It’s okay,” he sighed out and pulled away from the embrace and looked at me, “You can repay me for the frustration you caused today,” he smirked at me.

I felt a shiver run through my whole body, “how,” I said breathlessly even though I already had an idea of what he meant. His smirk widened as he pulled me into a kiss. It started off slow, but soon turned heated when I slightly opened my mouth. When we pulled away my face was flushed.

“Let’s go, Jiminie~” he pulled me inside the dorm and closed the door.

                                               ~The End~

a/n: So I’m actually writing a second part to this that will be smut thank you for reading <3 and I hope you enjoyed it!

[bottombitchjimin]

Yoonmin

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

Definitely Jimin, he sobs like a baby while holding onto Yoongi. Meanwhil, Yoongi will have a few tears escapes (tho he will deny it ever happening and threaten anyone who brings it up.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

JIMIN OMG, he goes out to the goodwill every year just to buy new ones! He has the philosophy that, you can’t wear the same ugly sweater the next year, which leads him to buying Yoongi sweaters. At first yoongi was all like HELL NO, but after Jimin gave him the kicked puppy look he gave in, and now he just finds it endearing no matter how itchy he is in it, at least stopped trying to get him into those matching Rudolph tights Jimin likes to wear.-who pays for the meals

Definitely Yoongi, Jimin is his princess and he refuses to let him pay for anything if he can, no matter how much Jimin whines, “Hyung, I’m working so I can pay for things too!” but that just leads to a whole new argument no one wants to get into.-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Jimin slams the door and Yoongi plays the trombone, As much as he loves Jimin he doesn’t allow him anywhere near his precious trombone after “the incident” with Taehyung.-who brings home stray animals

J I M I N, he just sees them and has to take them home! He’s a precious cinnamon roll who wants to help every living thing he sees. Yoongi only allowed him to keep one cat and took every other animal to the shelter.-who leaves the bathroom door open

Both, they’re a couple of open doors. Especially since Yoongi constantly worries about Jimin after that one time he passed out in the shower, Yoongi followed him for like a week afterwards. Jimin just told him he was overreacting but secretly loved it.-who tells the ‘dad jokes’

YOONGI!!! Oh MY GAWD, sometimes he looks up really bad ones because he likes the laugh and the breathless, “Hyung you’re such a loser” Jimin makes every time he tells them-who wants kids more

Jimin, he thinks they’re cute precious beings but Yoongi thinks they’re Satan’s little helpers and shouldn’t be trusted, you can thank Jungkook for that-who travels more

Both, they like to travel together whenever they can, “Any place is fine as long as I’m with you Hyung,” “You’re such a ball of grease, Jimin, shut up”-who spends more cash

Yoongi! He claims that Jimin deserves the best and anything he wants so he will come home with random expensive gifts for Jimin and Jimin just splutters with wide eyes, this happens at least once a week.-who buys the things in infomercials

JIMIN!!!! The people in the commercials make everything look super cool and “WOW that would make cleaning some much easier let me grab my card and phone” and Yoongi comes home and just face-palms because “Jimin, you already have four new vacuum cleaners!” “But Hyung! This one has ‘The best suction of them All!” and yoongi let’s him keep it because he could never deny him something he wanted, and that’s why they have five vacuum cleaners and five different hair straighteners.-who draws in the dust on their cars

Jimin, he likes to draw hearts and their names and them as a family with a child, and Yoongi just smiles at him adorningly and “IS THAT A DICK?!?” “Hehe, hyung it looks like yours!” “You little shit” “But I’m your little shit, hyung” , Jimin is big man child-who starts the snowball fightsJimin tries but Yoongi just gives him the look of, “it’s too cold for this shit and if you hit me with that white atrocity you’re not going to get cuddles for a week” and Jimin needs his cuddles so he drops the snowball and pouts all the way home, Yoongi cuddles him the rest of the night and Jimin stops pouting.

-who throws away the directions to thingsYoongi, he claims that he is “too swag” for directions and that’s why they get lost quite often and why the bathroom door knob is upside down, “Hyung, it looks stupid this wouldn’t have happened if you never had thrown the directions away!” “Shut up Jimin, I say it gives our house more character”. at least they have a bunch a funny stories to tell everyone.

-who puts up holiday decorThey both do, though it takes Jimin some pleading pouting, and a couple of dirty promises, they decorate their house and bake cookies, because “It’s not a holiday without cookies, hyung!”

-who is more likely to forget to batheThey’re both pretty strict on hygein but after a long day at the studio yoongi just wants to sleep, so he’s more likely to forgo a shower much to Jimin’s displeasure, “Gosh Hyung you smell awful! Go shower!” “Mornin’ Jiminie too tired” “I’ll give you a present if you go shower hyung ;)” Yoongi’s never gotten up faster to shower.

-who gets more obsessed about thingsJimin! He’s always talking about a new k-drama he’s currently obsessing over. Yoongi just listens and smiles at his cute boyfriends excitement.

-who sings in the shower more oftenYoongi! He’ll deny it to the grave but he likes to start hardcore sing girl group songs and he really get’s into it. Jimin just laughs hysterically at it he also may or may not have a few recordings of it that he uses as blackmail. 

This was fun thank you anon!!!

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[bottombitchjimin]

Umm... For that prompt thing... I'm a jihope shipper but I really love one sided jikook+one sided jihope, like... Jimin is in love with Jungkook and Jealous-hope is, oh so in love with Jimin and he's having a hard time dealig with the whole thing.

Thank You so much for giving me one!! Angst is kind of hard for me but i hope you like it!

Title:Why Don’t You Love Me? 

Warnings: N/A 

Rating: PG

Words: 445

Summary: J-Hope is in love with Jimin, but all Jimin can see is Jungkook, but Jungkook doesn’t like Jimin that way.

Why won’t he look atme like that?!

Hoseok sat there watching as Jimin looked at Jungkook as ifhe was the most precious thing on the earth. He had a scowl on his face feelinghis stomach churn with envy. He continued to watch Jimin hug and hang all overthe maknae. As soon as Taehyung came into view Jungkook gently pushed Jimin offand ran towards Taehyung and started showering him in affection. Jimin lookedso heart broken.

Why do you keepchasing him? When I’m right here and would always pull you close.

Jimin walked over to Hoseok and frowned when he saw hishyung’s face. “Hyung are you okay? What’s wrong?” Jimin asked, upset to seetheir resident hope so upset.

“Nothing Jiminie I’m just tired,” Hoseok smiled and pinchedJimin’s cheeks. Jimin scrunched his noise in distaste but still laughed. “Hyungstop it” Jimin giggled and pushed his hyung off. As he was pushed off Hoseokfelt his heart break a little more.

“Jimin hyung!” Jungkook called and Jimin quickly left Hoseokto see what he wanted.

Why do you always goto his every call but he leaves you in pain? I would always make sure you’re happy.

Hoseok watched the maknae line play around. He turned aroundsuddenly the pain in his chest too strong. He should be used to it by now. Jimintrying to kiss Jungkook. It happens often enough. Even though it will neverhappen. Jimin keeps trying and Hoseok feels like he’s slowly being torn apartinside. Having to watch the love of his life trying to kiss someone else.Knowing that he probably will never be on the receiving end of said kisses.

Why won’t you let mehold you in my arms just once?

He sat quietly across from Jimin and Jungkook watching asJimin sat on Jungkook’s lap smiling happily at the situation right now. Thedorm to the door room opened and Taehyung came in. Jungkook quickly took Jiminoff his lap and ran t great his hyung. Jimin sat there devastated. He lookedover to Hoseok who had been extra quiet lately, which was very unlike the ballof energy and sunshine he normally was. They didn’t say anything. Just sittingin silence looking at each other. Waiting for someone to break the silence. “I’mtired…good night hyung…” Jimin whispered as he got up and left. Hoseok sighed.

I wish you loved methe way I loved you. I wish I could just get over you. I wish you weren’tperfect. I just wish that my heart will stop hearting. I love you park Jimin….butyou’ll never love me….

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LOOK AT ALL THE FICS I GIVE ABOUT MY FANFUCS

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*whispers quietly*: fanfucs

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Should there be a distinction between fanfics and fanfucs? like fanfucs are the sexy ones? That was what I was thinking in the beginning, but when I introduced the concept I didn't really define it.

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[AGGRESSIVELY REMINDS YOU IT'S FANFUCS NOT FANFICS]