#farareadshs

[faranae]

My 12-year-old walks into the office and, absolutely beaming, says:

"I have now been introduced to Jade Harley."

Help.

[faranae]

inevitability is not your invitation you fucking homestuck

Hey Nonny, I did something just for you:

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[faranae]

Are you a Homestuck?

I’ve had various Homestuck quotes in my Twitter bio for like 3 years now so no probably not.

[faranae]

I’m finally reading Homestuck^2 and holy fuck does the new team have some primo comedic timing

[faranae]

Moon’s trying to convince me to make a Trollsona help

[faranae]

So uh. 

Homestuck ^2 eh?

[faranae]

YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL-

[faranae]

I AM FUCKING SCREECHING

OUT OF PURE IMPULSE DID I DECIDE TO READ THIS PAGE OF HOMESTUCK ALOUD.

THE WHOLE THING.

AS @thelostmoongazer lost his MOTHER FUCKING SHIT in call.

I LOVE THIS CHILD

THIS IS MY BOY.