#faris pls

[ruined-shaper]

oh 🔥

“Processing Roast... Processing... Processing.... Process complete: Your inhuman, plantlike nature inconveniences those who better represent shared interests (Reference: Ivern, Maokai) and discourages currently-rehabilitating personnel (Reference: Ahri, Nidalee.)

[royalxshock]

"--Fuck-diddler..?"

[katekaion-blog]

But swimming is effort. 

"Barrrrrtttz~~" With a huff they scrunched up their face, acting more like a stroppy child than a fierce pirate ‘king’. "Fine - I just bored and angry and want t’ ruin someone’s face."

[bokokokoro]

"Well we could go fight some monsters if you really want to brawl." He set his bread down and leaned over so he could peer behind their folded arms, "What are you angry about?"

[bokokokoro]

-whines at, loudly- "I'm bored - entertain me. Let's go start a bar fight or kick rocks--"

But I'm eaaaatinggg... "Kicking rocks sounds painful, and every time we go to a bar I get too drunk to remember what happened. What about swimming?"

[irishais]

They stared at her in equal parts shock and mortified horror. "Xu.. I-- I dinnae.. that is... fuck....what!?" To be honest it was surprising they'd managed to get that much out when their face was doing it's best impersonation of the sun.

She was drunk, really, and he was right there, with that look on his face that Xu would have had to have been blind not to interpret. 

She had just wanted to... move the process along, a little. It had, however, apparently backfired. 

"Well," Xu said, her arms around Faris' shoulders. "You certainly know how to make a girl feel wanted." 

[thepartisancorsair]

"So I set this ship on fire last week. Captain went down wi' the ship. I guess y' could say he were a real Pyre-ate."

[reluctantxmonarch]

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-lounges on you-

"......."