#batsiblings

[incorrectbatfam]

Smallvillers are Victorian children in that they'd explode if you showed them a spice rack and Gothamites are Victorian children in that they snort six lines before their 16-hour shift at the crime factory

[invincibledc]

Batfam (or just Damian) with a Sweet//Soft Al-Ghul Twin! Reader who loves to cuddle! (Can be during naps or in general. :3)

BATFAMILY X SOFT!AL-GHUL!TWIN READER

When the softer twin loves cuddles.

Y/n and Damian were the same in skills.

Personality? No.

You and Damian are like yin and yang. Moon and Sun, the classic duo that everyone overuses when they want to be different from others.

But you are different from Damian.

You’re too soft.

He’s ruthless.

So maybe that’s why he finds himself being cuddled by his twin sibling who seemed not to have a care in the world.

You had a cuddling problem.

Sleeping in general? You’re sitting by someone and cuddling them.

You’re like some kinda kitten just wanting warmth.

Jason was the first one you cuddled close to, making Damian mad cause first of all… you’re his sibling and second of all, YOU’RE HIS SIBLING?!!

So Damian moved Jason out of the way and hugged you. And Damian doesn’t do hugs.

Tim was once playing on his switch when he saw his preteen sibling walking over before cuddling against him. He froze before he kept playing.

Dick was gushing when you cuddled him, he’d been WAITING for his little sibling to cuddle him. He took so many pictures that he put one as his profile picture.

“Oh yeah, that’s my ex-assassin of a little sibling cuddling me after school.”

Bruce was the last person, he saw how you cuddled with the others in your sleep.

He just didn’t expect his small child to be curled upon his lap as he put data in the bat computer.

Bruce just let out a small smile before continuing to type in a report for the latest crimes that happened in Gotham.

[eros-telesse]

*Breakfast with the bats*

Bruce : Damian, what do you have on your neck? Is it a bruise?

Tim choking on his food : Pfftt-

Damian : My neck? OH- Hum, yes, it's a bruise. I took a bad hit yesterday from a criminal...

Dick : What but- OH!

Bruce : Well be careful.

Steph : *Laugh in her plate*

Damian : I will, father.

Duke : Oh, I'm sure you will...

Bruce : Why are you all acting weird?

Cassandra : *Smirk knowingly*

Alfred : Master Damian, your phone is ringing. It's Jonathan Kent.

Jason : Oh! The criminal!

*Everyone at the table bursts out laughing. Steph falls off her chair. Tim can barely breathe. Duke spits out his water. Dick lets out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a desperate whimper. Cass’s shoulders shake. Jason is very proud. And Damian has just slammed his head against the table with a groan of despair.*

Bruce :

Bruce : Kent is no longer allowed in Gotham. And Damian is benched for the weeks.

*A lot more of Cackling.*

Damian : I hate this family.

[shozawayo]

The batkids doing that thing where they start to panic when they don't see Bruce in one of his designated spots in the manor. They check his bedroom, his office, the living room, and the batcave and realize they have no idea where he is. You can just hear the escalation in their voices when it goes from "B!" To "Bruce!" To "Dad!"

[jejejijiju]

[red-plutoo]

All of the batfam are comfortable and like the cave, except Bruce, who is still terrified of bats and cannot exist in the same room as them

He has not let any of the other know this, he just hopes the bats don’t get too close to him

All of the kids think he loves bats since he named himself and everything else in the cave after them (even though that bit was dick) so they keep trying to get him to pet/play with the bats

Bruce is still not strong enough to tell them he hates them

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Damian(cradling a baby bat): father look

Bruce(sweating): oh wow cool, yep wow

Damian: do you want to hold him?

Bruce(stepping back): no, no thank you, you look so happy with him I wouldn’t want to take him

Damian(Solemnly): thank you for your sacrifice father (cuddles the bat)

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Steph(feeding a bat a banana): oh my god it’s so fucking stupid <3

Bruce(glaring at the bat): yeah…

Steph: she’s adorable isn’t she?

Bruce(scared shitless): yes.

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Duke: B look what we found! (Holding an albino bat)

Tim: we’re gonna name him sausage

Bruce(trying to seem happy): oh wow, that’s so cute, yes.. cute.

Duke(holding a finger up to bat): hes adorable

Tim: we should get him a hat

Duke: bat-hat?

Tim: bat-hat.

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Jason(fast asleep):

Some random bat(asleep on top of Jason):

Bruce(needs to wake Jason up): right what the fuck.

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Babs(holding an injured bat on her lap): oh sweetie

Cass: the vet said they’ll be ok we just need to let them heal

Babs: but look at them :(

Bruce(accidentally slapped a bat that flew too close to him, now feels kinda bad):

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Dick(got a bat in his hair): B!

Bruce(hasn’t seen it yet): yeah?

Dick: can you get this out my hair?

Bruce: of course chum I-

Bruce(sees bat): -are you not sure your siblings can do it though?

Dick: I guess you’re right

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Damian(info dumping about bats): and they have a really high tolerance to alcohol which is cool, so unlike birds they don’t fly into windows when they eat fermented fruit

Bruce(pretending he’s not slightly disturbed): that’s very cool son

Damian: it is.

[messybrain]

Damian Wayne: We should be role models.

Bruce Wayne: We are.

Tim Drake: For who exactly?

Dick Grayson whispering to Jason: People who desperately need therapy.

Jason Todd whispering back to Dick: Representation matters.

[fandomismylife]

A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

Edit: Hey y’all I just wanted to let you know that I stole all of these from random batfam media I have consumed, I didn’t come up with them. Love y’all tho thank you for over 10k likes that’s INSANE. Anyway byeeeee

Edit Number 2: @trixter-god I’m fairly sure I got the “are we getting Jasoned?” One from one of your skits on Tik Tok and I just remembered. credit where credit is due.