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Headcanon #816

Farmer Bun dislikes Cluckins simply because the latter sells eggs. He considers the selling of eggs comparable to a parent selling off their own children.

(Submitted by @Anon)

[aconitum98]

Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart Theories

Hey I’m really drained from work and college and I feel empty inside so have some MMHOPH theories that I have thought of. These may have been thought of by others as well, but I came to these realizations on my own with context from the show. 

1. Adorabat is the rightful ruler of the throne. 

Okay so hear me out on this. The place is called “Pure Heart Valley”, and what does Adorabat have on her tum? A fucking heart. Coincidence? I highly doubt it. Here’s how I imagined it went down. Sonara (is that how you spell it? idk, I’m not googling this shit rn), was once the queen of Pure Heart Valley, which of course would make it a “matriarchy” which you know, that’s dope. Anyways, she was the queen, and as the queen it was her job to keep the valley safe from monsters. However, as we can all probably assume, she died during one of her fights. So, the queen is gone, and Adorabat would be next in line to the throne. However, we know that Eugene is a total worry boo, so he decided to give the rule of the kingdom to Snugglemane, possibly until Adorabat was of ruling age. You can consider “Zingmaster” or whatever that ep. was called as sort of “foreshadowing” of Adorabat’s royal future. 

2.  The Sweetie Pies ARE the monsters

First of all, let me just note that there is something 100% not right about the Sweetie Pies. They’re made to look so “helpless”, yet when push comes to shove, they’re strong enough to lift a couch full of mechanics and pirates (Penny and Benny), agile enough to avoid monster attacks, (Gary in that one ep w/ the puppets), and have been shown able to literally hold their own against Mao Mao (at least for a little: Farmer Bun in the cobbler ep). So, here’s my theory: The Sweeties Pies, are the monsters, and the Ruby Pure Heart doesn’t protect them from the world, but the world from them. It acts as a source to quell the power of the sweeties pies, essentially sucking in the evil of those little gremlins. The monsters around the town are not actually monsters- I mean, they are, but they were put there on PURPOSE to attack any of the sweeties pies if they ever got past the shield. The shield that Mao Mao broke when he cracked the pure heart. WHICH, that thing is fucking evil, and why is it so evil? Because it’s been absorbing the dark energy fo the Sweetie Pies. But now it’s broken, and the Sweeties Pies are slowly becoming more and more aware as they slowly regain their darkness. 

Yeah that’s all I got at the moment. 

[wonszuart]

Day 3: Gardening Sometimes you just gotta draw your favourite Sweetiepie.

[draw-n-vent-with-imani]

Decided to try my hand at a Farmer Bun since I haven’t been drawing Sweetypies!

[badgerclps]

srry for inactivity, dumbassery got to the best of me

[mr4y4ej10]

Now I can finally watch the pictures (this thing also proves I'm a mobile user). So here's new SharkMaos!

UPD: Actually not all the pictures... These ones aren't loading...

UPD 2: It's just my internet lol...

[shapeshiftinterest]

The Sheriff's Department Prepares to Celebrate Winterfest at the Request of One (1) Adorabat

mao mao heroes of pure heart Christmas gift exchange

for @redstreakfox

wish list: When Adorabat announces she made a Christmas decoration during crafts at school featuring the three of them, BC and Mao reveal they haven’t celebrated Christmas in a long time due to traveling so much before Pure Heart Valley. Adorabat really wants to celebrate with them and so they set out to Farmer Buns farm to find the perfect tree for Sheriff HQ. 

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The Sheriff's Department Prepares to Celebrate Winterfest at the Request of One (1) Adorabat (also on AO3)

"mmmaoo... mmmaooo... mmm so legendary heheheh... " Mao mumbled stretching out a little before curling back into a ball on top of Badgerclops’ stomach, rising and falling with every breath of his cohero.

The sun was shining, the outside was snowing, and the two were napping comfortably on the couch after their most recent tussle with the skypirates. perfect conditions for a relaxing afternoon.

*BANG!*

Until the front door slammed open.

"SUP Y’ALL I’M BACK!" Adorabat screeched, scuttling into the room. Badgerclops jolted, accidentally shoving a flailing Mao onto the floor.

"Hwuh? – oh hey ‘dorabat," he yawned "how was skewl?"

Adorabat closed the door behind her and flew over to sit on the couch arm near Badgerclops’ head.

"It was great! We made winterfest ornaments. This one’s mine, see?’ she said, shoving a popsicle framed picture into his face. Badgerclops took the ornament and sat up, scooching over to make room for Mao. It was a simple crayon drawing of the 3 of them holding hands with Adorabat in the middle.

"Wonderful work Adorabat" said Mao. She beamed and flapped her wings to settle on Badgerclops’ shoulder.

"so when are we gonna hang it on the tree?" Adorabat asked, bouncing in place excitedly. Badgerclops and Mao shared an awkward look.

"Oh, uh, hhmmm. I don’t think I’ve celebrated winterfest in like, a while. Me n the Thicket Thieves weren’t really all that close y’know?"

Mao touched his chin, contemplating. "Now that you mention it, I haven’t celebrated it much either. Not since...’ [bao bao flashback]. He shook his head.

"Didn’t yall ever celebrate it together?"

"I guess we were traveling so much before coming to pureheart valley that we forgot." Badgerclops rubbed the back of his head. "But we’ll definitely celebrate it with you starting this year!" he reassured.

"Ye-yeah!" Mao chimed in, ruffling her head "We can’t let all your hard work go to waste now can we? haha"

Mao stood up, hands on his hips. "First things first, we should get a tree so we can hang your ornament Adorabat"

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"Dude, do we really have to get one of THESE trees?"

"Of course!" Mao exclaimed, sizing up the surrounding pines before heading for the tallest one "Bigger is better when it comes to Winterfest trees after all"

"Ok but I’M the one who has to carry it back, besides," Badgerclops scanned the tree his friend was getting ready to cut down "this one’s too big, it won’t fit in the house"

"Nonsense Badgerclops,’ Mao said, felling the massive pine with one swipe of Geraldine "it's the perfect size"

"But-"

"We’re not even that far from HQ," Mao made his way to the base of the tree, digging his claws into the wood and pulling. "Now come on and *grunt* help me drag this bad boy *HHHHRRRAAAAAHHH* to the aerocycle"

"Actually, my dear sheriff- oof!" Mao whirled around, only to run into a solid chest and get a face full of impeccably groomed fur.

"QUINTON!!" Mao suddenly found himself standing next to his deputies.

"Mmmwhere was I? Ah yes~ unfortunately for you, my dear sheriff, only pureheart valley farmers have jurisdiction to cut pine trees during Winterfest season"

"Wha-"

"So we’ll be confiscating this one, ah-ha~. QUINTON!!" the king yelled.

"Wait, your grace-"

"Ta ta~‘ The king winked and blew a kiss to the sheriff’s department as he and quinton disappeared into the underground tunnels, taking the tree with them.

Mao, Badgerclops and Adorabat stared at the spot in disbelief.

"Soooooo, Farmer Buns?‘ Adorabat piped from Badgerclops’ shoulder

‘yeah ok‘

Badgerclops picked up a stunned Mao and the trio made their way over to the aerocycle.

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"heheheheheheh!"

"PINKY YOU SLIPPERY BASTARD GET BACK HE- WHOA!", Mao slipped on a patch of ice, crashing into some of the ready cut winterfest trees as a mayonnaise covered pinky literally slipped out of his grasp.

"nyeh nyeh can't catch me hahahaha"

"What the heck Pinky, WE were gonna get that tree‘ Badgerclops said, rounding a corner and shooting nets from his robo arm rapid fire. Pinky continued to dodge them as he made his way to Farmer Bun, tree tag number in hand.

"Finders keepers losers weep- GAH!" Pinky yelled, getting a face full of smoke.

"Smoke bomb! smoke bomb!"

Mao swiped the number from Pinkys oily grasp "HA HA got it! Ok Yall lets go buy our tree" he said, already marching over, friends in tow and money in paw.

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…

‘WE FORGOT THE TREE!!‘ Adorabat screeched.

‘HANG ON YALL’ Mao made a sharp U-turn as Adorabat slammed the turbo boost button, the 3 of them screaming all the way back to the farm.

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Badgerclops poked his head out of the kitchen, spatula hand switching back to normal as he walked into the living room where Mao and Adorabat were making more ornaments.

"Hey guys, snacks are done" Badgerclops said, careful not to crush any of the drawings or origami decorations that littered the floor before sitting down next to Mao and putting the plate on the table.

"COOKIES!!" Adorabat let go of a jar of glitter and hopped onto the table, taking 2 of the still hot cookies and shoving one into her mouth "Ohm nom nom nom nom nom"

"Adorabat be careful, you could burn yourself"

"Here ya go lil dude" Badgerclops reeled his robo arm in, holding a tray with 3 cups of milk and sliding one of them towards Adorabat.

"Thabnk ou!' said Adorabat, cheeks puffed.

"And one for m‘ Mao Mao"

Mao tossed the finished origami star into the large pile at his right before accepting his lucky ducky mug.

"Thanks Badgerclops. I think we're almost done with the rest of the decorations," Mao bit into a cookie, looking at the tree in the corner of the room with Adorabat’s skewl ornament sitting proudly in the top branches "we can probably put them up in the morning, or maybe after second patrol. What do you think Adorabat?"

"Afternoon please! I wanna take my time and make sure it looks nice"

"Afternoon it is"

"Yall wanna watch the new soap opera episode? It's a winterfest themed one~" Badgerclops asked, already turning the TV on and channel surfing.

"Oh yeah!!" Adorabat circled the air above his head before landing on the middle cushion. Mao stood up and stretched, cracking what sounded like every bone in his body. Moving to sit on her right, he unfolded the large blanket from the back of the couch before putting it on their laps.

2 hours later the whole sheriff’s department was asleep.

Mao’s head was resting on Badgerclops’ shoulder, and Adorabat had somehow wiggled her way onto Mao mao’s lap, her head pillowed by Badgerclops’ thigh. The blanket was starting to fall to the floor as a Winterfest jingle played from the TV.