Shape Shift Interest

Shapes' personal art blog! Credit me if you use any of my fanfiction prompts. I don't like my OCs being drawn (some ppl are exceptions). Voicing over my comics is allowed ONLY if I give permission after being asked. DO NOT repost my art! 

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art for authors event

for Nite_Light's fanfic Take a Bath! Drabble on ao3

he got soap in his eye lol

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luigi taking care of some shy guys

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

[henryashtran]

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

[henryashtran]

Here’s the only thing that talks about it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

[dicksmasher]

himbo convention

[sparrow-va]

BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

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transcript under the read more

images:

beefcake 1: my keys fell down the drain again. and my fingers are too titanically muscular to fit through the little metal stripes and rip them out.

beefcake 2: well, maybe we can punch the concrete around it into dust and loosen the bars.

someone's tags:

#is this a porno?

#*checks notes*

#malcom in the middle

#huh alright

[only-tiktoks]

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Twilight, except all of the characters are Jennifer Coolidge

bella: you're incredibly fast and strong

you speak like you're from a different time

your complexion looks like you're dead

i know what you are

edward: say it, bella

bella: you're a ...

... vampire

edward: and are you scared?

bella: no

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[small-wolf-demonhunter]

You better absolutely rock strap with those goddamn nails.

[bobacupcake]

Hi Rob just letting you know the sparkling Labyrinthos grapes are beloved and I thank you for them

thank you so much here are the full zoomed in squapes on the house

[midnight-sloth]

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A and C are the friends, B is the guy with the tan line in the shape of a gardening spade on his stomach

(A+C laughing)

A: WHAT IS THAT

(A+C more laughing)

A: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?

B: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

(A+C more laughing)

B: I FELL ASLEEP AND NONE OF YOU WOKE ME UP???

B: WHAT DO I DO NOW?

cue card: later...

/B partially buried by A+C except for the untanned part/

B: this... will this really work?

A: why not

A: just make this bit tan

A: just tan this part until its the same color as the rest of you and you'll be fine

stranger: /falls over B who is partially buried in the sand and yelling/

A: WOAH WOAH, HEY WATCH OUT

A (to B): are you okay?

stranger: why is there a guy here? sorry sorry. i swear i didn't see him

cue card reader: uhhh...

(A+C laughing)

B: i listened to you guys and got trampled to death today

B: what a terrible idea

(A+C laughing)

B: WHAT DO I DO???

C: /putting tanning oil on B's stomach/

A: what is that?

C: it's tanning oil, those tan foreigners all use this

C: after this bit gets tan it'll all be evenly colored

B: ohhh~

A: (laughing)

B: can you get me some of this later

C: sure

A: what are you planning

B: the journey to becoming a refined man begins with skincare

A: why don't you figure out this situation first

C: alright, that should be good

C: go sunbathe a bit more, it'll be even soon

A: (laughing) keep sunbathing, we'll call you in a bit to get food

C: IDIOT

(A+C laughing)

cue card: later...

A: what are you doing

C: coconut rice is really good

A: yeah but that's not how you make coconut rice is the point

B: /walks into frame next to C/

B: you two ****

C: what's wrong- OH!

C: we forgot to call him to eat

A: (laughing)

B: it's not that!

C: then what is it?

B: /unties robe and shows them that the untanned part is now more tan than the rest of his body/

(A+B+C laughing)

C: HE TANNED TOO MUCH

[bearie]

oh boy…..

[bearie]

tangerine snail..

[for-theloveofgob]

nice.

I wana be his friend so bad. 

[bearie]

you are!

[depsidase]

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transcript under the read more

About me

19*

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other.

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luigi greeting a shy guy

remembered they both have balloon designs and thought it'd be cute if they met in the sky at some point

art reference i used the valley color palette

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animal crossing miku!

she's thinking about what furniture to spend her bells on

fav part is the little pictures she drew of herself

kinda has a blues clues feel to it, y'kno?

[charlieism]

imagine a naked cowboy

the hat is still on

the hat is off

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

[pinkfawnfairy]

_likesalon_

[lunaticanp]

Sam and Max XDDD

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sam: Mhmm.... Well to be honest, Max, I see you very calm.

inner max: OH YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH! I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT YOUR GUTS WITH A CORKSCREW!

max: *coughing* yes, i am extremely calm

[superdogbiter]

Luigi:"Did it-a hurt when you hit your-a head crawling out-a hell?"

Bowser:"Yes"

Bowser:......................"Would you kiss it better?"

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):