Most common things I've said while playing Farming Simulator 19
Move, I'm gay.
MOVE I am GAY.
Bitch we are in Europe why is everyone driving on the wrong side of the road?
Toot toot motherfucker! (While rocketing out of the woods at 60kph down a mountain with a pickup of lumber into traffic)
That's homophobic(x20)
Steve I swear to fucking God it's a bale of hay. We are on a farm and it's a bale of hay that you can scooch past with your multi-tonne harvester I should not have to come out here every time you encounter a bale of hay on a farm.
I am regretting my decision to hire exclusively himbos on this farm.












