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FOR FARRAH

Aki wakes up one morning and in KAFKAesque fashion, finds himself 3 months pregnant. At first he just thinks he’s bloated so he tries losing weight and changing his diet but NOTHING HELPS AND IT JUST GETS BIGGER, so he goes to the doctor and gets a few tests done and the doc discovers aki is PREGNANT and Aki’s like wtfffffffffffff and a group of scientists come in bc they want to study AKI’S case for SCIENCE and one of these researchers is Mika and he’s really chill and when AKI’s having a mental breakdown one day Mika helps him through it and from that point on he and aki become friends and Aki goes to Mika w all his questions and concerns and One Fateful Night Aki is staring at himself in the mirror and looking at his stretch marks and Mika HAPPENS TO WALK IN and Mika’s whole world changes when he sees naked Aki looking at his pregnant body (and crying) and there’s beer cans strewn about and it is very sad and Mika comforts him the best he can and Aki is hella drunk so ends up sorta nakedly hugging Mika and also falling asleep on him cause he’s PREGNANT AND TIRED and Mika feels the stirrings of attraction and it’s all downhill from here because oh no Mika is no longer partial, meanwhile the head of the research department wants to put Aki through some strenuous, dangerous tests that would not be good for the babby and Mika’s like NO WAY but aki, at first, is a bit self destructive and he doesn’t care, but through talking to Mika and getting closer to him Aki eventually comes around to wanting the baby, so Mika and Aki fight KLAUS, The Head of Research together and yeeeeeeeah they try and get him fired while meanwhile planning for the baby and shit and Aki starts eating right and reading all these baby books Mika brings him and when Mika FINALLY just kisses the shit out of Aki, Aki REBELS and has a mental breakdown because his life was GOOD AND PLANNED before this baby happened and now he’s maybe in love w a dude and having a ficking baby and when did he lose control over his life???? So he gets drunk again and goes to klaus and asks to take part in the dangerous experiment and he goes through with this behind mika’s back and SHIIIIIT there are complications and suddenly aki’s health and the baby’s health is declining and Mika freaks out and does what he can to get him the right treatment and Klaus’ tests were so dangerous the health board Fires him, but the damage has been done and Aki is in labor RN but he’s dying but Mika stays with him and the doctors don’t know what to do but Mika’s like DO WHATEVER YOU CAN and because this is not a sad sack fic Aki and the baby do manage to live and strangely the baby is in better health than Aki, so Aki needs ages to recover in the hospital, but Mika takes care of little Farrah in the meantime and when Aki recovers and the first thing he sees is Mika holding his beaming kid, Aki just lets out a grateful breath and says “fuck it all” and he makes a kissy face and Mika kisses him and Farrah kisses him and IT’S ALL GOOD and Aki become the face of SCIENCE MYSTERIES bc no one knows how the FRICK his body was equipped to handle giving birth to a child but aw man how GREEAT RIGHT? And now Aki and Mika and FARRAh are famous and Klaus kills himself but a creepy ex-Apple employee finds his corpse and lalala Klaus becomes a robot THE END

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For Farrah

Aki adopts you and then you slowly fall in love and then there's IMPULSIVE SEX and Aki's like "this can never happen again" but the forbiddeness makes it MORE appealing so OF COURSE you're fucking all the time and then you're like "yo something's gotta give here" and Aki agrees you either gotta go or the sex has gotta stop and you meet Mika who is Aki's bff and really chill and the three of you come up with a plan that Mika will adopt you so you and Aki can date properly, and then you go live w him but Aki misses you and also gets mega jealous bc you're such good friends w MIKA that he thinks you two have a thing and he wants to find out so he sneaks into Mika's house one night and tries to see any foul play, but this also THE SAME NIGHT as the department of child services comes to check out your living situation and also to let you fly free bc you're almost 18 and can therefore be an independent, and the meeting is all going really well and Aki is stuck hiding in the cupboard looking through a small hole in the wood and he sees during the interview w you and MIKA that you guys are just good friends and that he was being a total asshat for doubting that, but now he's fucking STUCK in the cupboard and he can't go anywhere until the child services lady leaves but then MIKA offers her tea and she's like yes and Aki's like noooo bc of course MIKA opens Aki's cupboard and he spills out and you're like wtf and the lady's like wtfwtf and Aki makes up this story about being a contortionist and practicing for an upcoming gig and the lady turns to you and says move out as soon as you can these guys are fucked and after the lady leaves you ask Aki what he was doing and he nervously explains and you're kinda pissed and you tell Aki he's super immature and weird but you still date him, just that when you turn 18 you decide to live out on your own for a little while instead of living w Aki straight away MEANWHILE Aki was inspired by his stint in the cupboard and decides he might actually like to be a contortionist THE END

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I was tagged by @moderncouchpotato and i finally got round to doing it

#85 STRIKE OUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

Had beer. Smoked an entire cigarette. Done drugs. Written on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat Been pregnant. Camped out. Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini. Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to summer school. Got worse than a D. Got A’s and B’s. Read an entire book. Recorded my own music. Had an xbox. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. Wore fishnets. Wore skinny jeans. Hated someone. Been cheated on. Cheated on someone. Practiced Christianity/Catholicism. Worn makeup. Lied to my parents about where I was going. Had surgery. Had my license. Been to college. Attempted suicide. Self harmed. Worn colored contacts. Painted my nails black. Broken someone’s heart. Had my heart broken. Cried for an hour straight. Lost something very valuable. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. Broke a bone. Gotten stung by a bee. Eaten something bad/expired. Threw up from being so drunk. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. Danced with someone of the same sex. Owned an ipod. Danced with someone of the opposite sex. Owned an iphone. Fell for a best friend. Stole a friend’s significant other. Went far away from home for more than a week. Moved out. Ran away. Had a job. Been fired. Lied to a friend. Lied to a family member. Had a Facebook. Posted a video on Youtube. Started a rumor about someone. Talked bad about someone. Dropped out of school. Deliberately failed a test. Been skinny dipping. Counted to a million. Counted to a thousand. Ate rabbit meat. Ate duck meat. Had fast food. Been to Church. Been to Canada. Been married. Had a divorce. Broke a glass. Hugged someone today. Texted someone today. Received a phone call today. Threw something out of the window. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. Wish you were somebody else. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. Been to a concert. Seen your favorite band live. Met a celebrity. Met your favorite band. Own more than 10 CD’s.

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