Me & Moms worked on our 2018 New Year affirmations & I wanted to share them with all of yous! I narrowed the list down to my top 12... Here they ares; 12: Listen to Moms more when we go on our walkies, but only if she brings snacks. 11: Donate all my extras like my unused apparel, toys & grooming supplies to puppers in need at shelters & rescues, except for me snackies. I still need those. 10: Have more movie times with my Dad & have snackies. 9: Eat less snackies by myself & more with me family & frwends. 8: Help Mom out more at Organic Pet Boutique by sampling more snackies & helping to approving them before she sells them in our Boutique. 7: Call me Gamma’s & Gammapa mores & tell them I loves them & to haves them bring me more snackies. 6: Be less socially awkward, make more fwends & share me snackies with them. 5: Bathe & brush me breaf more, especially after consuming me snackies. Mom says me breaf smells like turds 💩 4: Less whining when waiting for me snackies. Maybe. 3: Less “Boot Scoot Boogieing on me Moms & Dads favorite antique ethnic rugs (At least when they’re looking) & do me “Boot Scootin” on their less favorite rugs instead. 2: Clean up after meself when toy time is over & stop leaving squeaky toys all around the house for Mom & Dad to step on in the middle of the nights & scares them cuz they half sleeps. And me number ones 2018 affirmation/resolution is, 1: BREAK LESS HEARTS 💕 & EAT MORE FARTS!