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"How do you kill a Frenchman? Slam the toilet seat down when they're getting a drink."

"Scout, how would you like it if I took your mother out to dinner and break her heart if you don't shut up?"

Love, nightmares!

Love:

Spy’s a bit fickle about love. He enjoys the idea of sweet relationships and he’s a bit of a romantic. However he’s extremely uncomfortable at the idea of actually being in love, knowing how dangerous it would be in his profession. It’s a bittersweet concept to him.

Nightmares:

Spy has horrific recollections of tragedies in his dreams sometimes, but years of emotional training have left him undaunted. Although every once in a while he still gets a good scare when it’s a memory he thought he forgot about.

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"I was wondering when I would get a migraine today."

#[havent done one of these in ages damn]#fastestmannaround