#fatedconspiracy

[chlorophasmic]

Yeah, scent is a problem sometimes.

M'HMM...

[chlorophasmic]

How about rosemary chamomile, if you've ever had it?

THAT'S LOVELY.

FOR SOME REASON, THE SCENT BOTHERS ME A BIT, BUT THE TASTE IS PERFECTLY FINE.

[chlorophasmic]

I have to say anything really floral or fruity I've also taken a liking to some strange mixes like lavender, pomegranate, and lemon all together. What's yours?

MY CRABDAD WOULDN'T BRING IN FRUITY KINDS... THEY GET ME ALL HYPED UP... SO I USUALLY ONLY DRINK THE HERBAL KINDS.

I REALLY LIKE EARL GRAY. 0:B

[chlorophasmic]

Yes, it is, you know the truth friend. The truth..

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE?

[spoiledchestnut]

Kismesis

This is a script style, safe for work chat.

in a bee dress! twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat.

caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.

CA: oh my cod

TA: shiit

CA: sol has your think pan completely fried

TA: *crosses hiis arms and glares*

CA: wwhat the hell are you dressed as

TA: you tell me, and whiile your at iit tell me where all my fuckiing normal clothes are

CA: hey dont look at me like i had somefin to do wwith this

CA: though maybe i should go look for em

CA: heh you arent gonna get em back if i do

TA: are you kiiddiing me? ii know iit was you.

TA: who the fuck else would have done iit

CA: yes because i havve nothing better to do wwith my time than make some humiliating costume

TA: ...

CA: .... *starts laughing again*

TA: oh my god ii swear

CA: oh no sol dont sting me

CA: hahahaha

TA: *facepalm* iim goiing to knock your fuckiing teeth out

CA: careful not to rip your dress

CA: pffft

TA: *he grabs your scarf and yanks iit upward*

TA: careful not to riip your cape

CA: HNK!!!

TA: *he lets go*

CA: *backs up and rubs neck* i think i see wwhat youre playin at

TA: what

CA: *smirks* you didnt havve to put on a big showw sol

CA: trust me i already hate you enough it wwasnt necessary

TA: what?!

TA: oh my god ed!

CA: wwhat like i wwasnt supposed to think that after you grabbed me

TA: *he covers hiis face, blushiing furiiously*

CA: *laughs* i admit it wwas a little ovver the top but thats fine

TA: *he glares at you through hiis fiingers* you liittle shiit

CA: *smirks* and wwhat are you goin to do about it

CA: princess

TA: nope! *he smacks hiim across the face*

CA: ! *staggers back before trying to tackle Sollux*

TA: *he falls to the ground, eyes sparkiing sliightly*

CA: *shovves his hand in Sollux's face* careful you dont break a nail

TA: *he growls and smacks hiim agaiin*

CA: oww! *pulls hair and glares*

CA: you knocked off my glasses sol!

TA: *smiirks mockiingly* wweh

TA: cry about iit

CA: oh you are an asshole *proceeds to try to kiss him*

TA: *he bliinks then kiisses hiim back and biites hiim*

CA: gah! *sits up in surprise* wwoww sol i didnt havve you pegged for actually bein good at this sort of thing

TA: what?

CA: kismesis and all that

CA: i alwways kind of thought you did evverything half assed

TA: *he blushes angriily and piinches hiis siide*

CA: oww!!! *flinches awway and throwws a punch* i havve GILLS there you idiot!

TA: *he criinges and moves hiis hand to hiis nose, feeliing blood* fuck

CA: ! *grimaces* oh shit im sorry i didnt mean to so hard

TA: iits fiine

CA: ...you sure *still feeling guilty*

TA: yeah dont worry about iit

TA: *piinches hiis ear hard*

CA: ! *pulls Sollux's hair and tries to yank his hand off his ear fins*

TA: *he criinges, piinchiing harder*

CA: *gritting his teeth as he pulls* let go!

TA: *pulls hiis head closer and kiisses hiim*

CA: *struggles to get free until the kiss* ! *lets go of Sollux's hair to kiss back*

TA: *he niips hiis liip*

CA: *grins wwickedly* im gonna find wwhere your clothes are and youre nevver gettin em back

TA: oh my god no

CA: *starts to laugh and attempts to abscond*

TA: *pulls hiim back*

CA: ! *falls dowwn* cod damn cape

TA: ha!

CA: fuck you sol!

TA: haha sure

CA: *undoes fastener and takes off running* see ya princess

TA: *runs after hiim* get the fuck back here

CA: *skids as he rounds a corner, laughing* wwhats wwrong sol cant keep up

TA: *runs faster, growliing*

CA: *glances behind him* ! *ducks dowwn a hallwway* shit shit shit

TA: *triips and tumbles a few feet* shiit!

CA: !! *turns to see him and laughs before hurrying to start looking for Sollux's clothes*

TA: *he 2truggle2 off the floor and follow2 hiim, catchiing up ea2iily*

CA: *wwas riffling through a room wwhen Sollux showwed up* !

TA: you a22hole

CA: *grins and holds up Sollux's shirt*

TA: *hii2 eye2 wiiden and he lunge2 at hiim*

CA: !!! *attempts to dodge but trips on the mess he'd made*

TA: *yank2 the 2hiirt from hii2 hand2 and 2iit2 on hii2 2tomach*

TA: you 2tole my fuckiing clothe2

CA: *reaches up to grab the shirt and tugs at it* i mighta found em but i didnt make that stupid outfit youre in

TA: *growl2 and kii22e2 you agaiin*

CA: *kisses back but still trying to either take the shirt or rip it in the process*

TA: *let2 go of the 2hiirt and yank2 hii2 2carf*

CA: ! *flails against Sollux to try and get free*

TA: *roll2 off, takiing the 2hiirt wiith hiim*

CA: *takes off the scarf so it can't be used against him again and reaches to grab at the shirt again*

TA: *he biite2 your hand*

CA: gah! *pulls back hand and rubs wwhere he got bit* i think the bee actually stung me

TA: ... *he glare2 at you, then yank2 the 2hiirt, acciidentally riippiing iit iin half* fuck! fuck my liife! fuck me! fuck everythiing!

CA: *looked vvictorious until Sollux starts cursing* ???

CA: i dont understand i thought wwe wwere havvin fun

TA: we were but that wa2 my only 2hiirt

CA: oh

TA: 2orry

CA: *rubs the back of his neck* wwell...

CA: sorry sol

TA: dont... iit2 fiine ii can have kanaya make me another one

TA: okay dont worry about iit

CA: ..... *smirks just a bit* so in the mean time youre stuck in that get up right

TA: obviiou2ly

CA: *laughs*

TA: *cover2 hii2 face*

CA: then my wwork here is complete *grins*

TA: whaT?

TA: *what?

CA: makin you havve to deal wwith that rediculous outfit for as long as possible.

TA: oh my god

CA: not only that-- havvin to ask kan to help you dressed like that

CA: oh cod its too perfect

CA: evveryone wwill see

TA: ... you diid 2et thii2 up

TA: ii can not beliieve you

CA: *holds up hands* i swwear i didnt make it!

TA: but at the 2ame tiime ii can

CA: hey kan made vvris somefin strange before maybe she made it for you

TA: plea2e 2hut your mouth

CA: i dont knoww *laughs* but i cant say i dont enjoy seein you humiliated

TA: 2hut up

CA: *grins*

CA: ??? *looks confused* wwhats wwrong noww sol

TA: *2iit2 on your 2tomach* your beiing annoyiing

CA: guess thats somefin youre gonna havve to deal wwith isnt it *smirks*

TA: ... *2tare2 at you*

CA: *sits up more and reaches for Sollux's neck, pulling him dowwn to kiss*

TA: *kii22e2 hiim back*

CA: <3<

[maplesuckuparchive-endjan2016]

Hello beautiful person! Once you get this, you can (it said must in the one that was sent to me but I don't want to force you to do something you don't want to) share five random facts about yourself and pass it to ten of your favourite followers.

;v;Okay, five random facts?How about like threeThree?Three

I currently have Star Wars bed sheets on my bed 

Today was the third day of school and I’ve yet to open my locker. ‘~’ I really don’t want to use it, but I know once all my teachers dole out the text books, I’m going to have to.

I put off replying to this ask for a couple days because I am a master procrastinator. Man. I really need to work on time management. ^^”

[alright-britain]

Hello beautiful person! Once you get this, you can (it said must in the one that was sent to me but I don't want to force you to do something you don't want to) share five random facts about yourself and pass it to ten of your favourite followers.

1. I love you.

2. I just started highschool at the largest highschool in Kansas.

3. I try to be really nice to people but no one really seems to want to talk to me. Maybe they are just nervous about school? Or I could be like Goob idk

4. I really like the color blue because it's the color of a lot of things and the sky hello

5. I wish I wasn't so nervous at lunchtime in school. 

[alright-britain]

Tell me 10 random facts about yourself, then send this to 10 of your favourite followers!

Well Howdily Doodily. 

1. I start High School in LESS THAN 3 WEEKS

2. I am completely obsessed with Krazy Kookie ice cream from Blue Bell

3. I'm really not that interesting so idk what you expect to get out of these

4. I really like swimming

5. I know a lot of random fun facts about animals

6. Giraffes can't cough

7. I had a dog named Sherlock Harvey Who, but we gave him to my mom's friend because I have no time to take care of him like he deserves. When school starts I will have lots of homework and babysitting to do, and we live in a tiny apartment on the 3rd floor.

8. I have a friend that lives in Romania. She is v cool

9. I wish my hair was curly but it's not so I braid it often. 

10. (finally) I love coloring books and bubbles.