Ugh, I'm exhausted but I had a thought
I've been working really early in the morning lately and then when I get done with work I'm to tired to do anything but eat something and then I sleep. Before that it was my birthday and I was traveling. I haven't worked out in like 6 days and I feel really unhealthy and out of shape, which I know is kind of crazy because it's been like a week.
Today I was thinking about that feeling, sometimes called a "fat feeling". There's all those sassy pictures of girls like:
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and then it hit me, why would anyone even care about your outer appearance as long as you are healthy. Ok, stay with me for a minute. Girls want to look pretty for themselves and so they can attract a mate, right? Yes. Guys basically just want sex, right? Yes. I know some of you guys have evolved to have higher morals and intelligence guide your life but in the most basic sense guys want sex. Maybe I'm wrong here, and this is totally personal preference but the MOST IMPORTANT thing in sex is your VAGINA. Women, do you have a vagina? Yes?! You're attractive. *BOOM* END.
Boobs, Butt, whatever the most important part you have everything else is just kind of like... Do you want sprinkles on that ice cream?