#father greg

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breaking news: world's most divorced cleric of kelemvor gets plucked from barovia by mindflayers, has terrible time.

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Death is but part of life: fear it not, evade it not, and view it not as evil. To fear death delivers you into the hands of those who can bring death down upon you. Die with dignity, neither raging nor seeking to embrace undeath. Do honor to the dead, for their strivings in life brought Faerun to where it is now, and to forget them is to forget also where we are now—and why.

— Kelemvor's charge to novitiates

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pov: the mindflayers kidnapped you right after you served strahd with the divorce papers and now you have to get back to barovia because otherwise strahd is gonna claim it as a victory and you cannot allow that

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bad and naughty vamplings get ten hour lectures as to why asking before biting is important and how if he ever bites again without permission then greg is going to make him sit in the time out chair

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Character token for my specialest little boy — Father Gregory Moonscar, a Death Domain Cleric of Kelemvor with Issues™️

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Look not upon our sins, Master of Scales, but measure the worth of your most grateful dead.

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[CLERIC] [WISDOM] Channel a spark of divine power into the lock.

[The names of dead gods - most of them unfamiliar and unpronounceable - fill the pages of this ancient tome. Several entries on the last page have been stricken through, the final three thoroughly enough to be completely illegible.]

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old man yaoi btw