unshaken

kit, he/they, 26. I'm an artist, graphic designer, and occasional animator by day, and a jackass in a backwards hat by night. welcome to the shit show. comm info | art tag | art blog | wrasslin' & sports sideblog

[vicekings]

realized I never updated my comm info here lol. It’s mostly described for my Instagram audience bc those are my wrassle boys who I tend to work with the most, but there’s some stuff that may interest the tumblr crowd as well.

All commissions can be arranged through contacting me either via my business email ([email protected]) or DMing me @vicekings

Prices are listed in $CAD. Payment will be made up front, through PayPal Invoices, or e-transfer for Canadians.

The rules remain the same— I will not draw anything endorsing bigoted views. I reserve the right to refuse any commission requests I am uncomfortable with.

anyways. Comfortable hole bye 👍

[vicekings]

what’s everyone reading rn. I mentioned I’m going thru the in cold blood audiobook but I’m also reading his majesty’s dragon by Naomi Novik and once I finish that I’m gonna start in on mistborn and Bret hart’s autobiography

[vicekings]

Anyways everything else aside I’m listening to the In Cold Blood audiobook and it’s really fucking good. I mean it’s a classic for a reason but like Truman Capote really is that good.

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[vicekings]

Now that I’m pulling full time hours and I know I’m getting a reliable paycheque for the summer I can kind of unclench about finances, but this month I had budgeted for a 345$ estimated rear brakes and rotors replacement that ended up ballooning up into 510$ to do the brakes/rotors and replace a broken caliper, plus a few other misc car repair expenses and it kinda fucked me up lmao

[vicekings]

So I had cash on hand and wanted to deposit it into my bank acct to deal w some stuff tonight after work. And usually I’d just drive to my actual bank and deposit there bc there’s no holds on cash deposits. However with the bridge being out it’s impossible to reach my bank without sitting in traffic for ~2 hours time which I did not have this morning.

in my infinite wisdom I was like well the credit union is right near my work anyways so I might as well just fuckin go there and then e-transfer the funds to my main bank account, saves me the time and the gas.

Except my motherfucking credit union acct has a hold on cash deposits and I didn’t know about it until after I already deposited my money bc I’m fucking stupid. And I can’t even call the credit union to get them to release the funds early bc they fuckin closed at 4. And now I have no money in my hands to purchase the two cartons of milk I promised dad I’d pick up on my way home tonight.

Anyways long story short fuck my stupid gay chud life

[vicekings]

pay-per-use overdraft fee is only 5$ actually I can eat that. It’s annoying but it is what it is

[vicekings]

So I had cash on hand and wanted to deposit it into my bank acct to deal w some stuff tonight after work. And usually I’d just drive to my actual bank and deposit there bc there’s no holds on cash deposits. However with the bridge being out it’s impossible to reach my bank without sitting in traffic for ~2 hours time which I did not have this morning.

in my infinite wisdom I was like well the credit union is right near my work anyways so I might as well just fuckin go there and then e-transfer the funds to my main bank account, saves me the time and the gas.

Except my motherfucking credit union acct has a hold on cash deposits and I didn’t know about it until after I already deposited my money bc I’m fucking stupid. And I can’t even call the credit union to get them to release the funds early bc they fuckin closed at 4. And now I have no money in my hands to purchase the two cartons of milk I promised dad I’d pick up on my way home tonight.

Anyways long story short fuck my stupid gay chud life

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[zeyan]

youre telling me..

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[parkayquarts]

now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like

[parkayquarts]

there will EXCLUSIVELY be kink at the ankh morpork pride parade

[wondersmith-and-sons]

(via @takiki16)

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

(Tags via @romanceyourdemons)

Extremely correct response, leaving out the inevitable debacle over citizens declaring counterfeit genders in order to have rarer pronoun pins to sell to collectors in the underground pronoun market.

Dibbler, only mildly discouraged, eventually realizes he can sell embellishments for your pronoun pin, which he claims will upgrade your gender.

Also of note is that there are no cops present at Ankh-Morpork Pride. This is not because they aren't welcome (everyone knows Nobby is as kinky as they come), but because the festivities include throwing bricks at the City Watch building and they are busy trying to make sure they still have a place to work the next day. The Night Watch prepares each year with a barricade, and pre-marriage Vimes always collects the good bricks so he can save for a house. Nobody is really sure where the tradition came from, but it's good fun and usually nobody gets hurt too badly.

The bricks are provided by Vetinari, who considers it a good test of city infrastructure and training for the Watch.

[skarabrae-stone]

Cheery would 100% march in the parade. She'd get Nobby to go with her, but Nobby would be completely oblivious as to why (he assumed she just wants company).

Moist von lipwig would have pride-themed stamps made; these would inevitably have some kind of issue, which would create some outrage and ultimately make the stamps more valuable as collectors' items.

I don't get the impression that Ankh Morpork ever had anti-sodomy or crossdressing laws, so I don't think the queer community's history with the police would be the same as it is in the real world. Especially because Cheery Littlebottom literally started the Dwarf trans/feminism movement as an officer of the Watch, with the Watch's support.

Dibbler would totally sell pride flags with the wrong colors (and then insist it was the "new, updated version" if anyone questioned him)

The nobility are all scandalized, meanwhile the Seamstresses Guild has a float in the parade

Adora Belle Dearheart is deeply involved with at least one queer organization and is one of the main organizers of the Pride festival, but refuses to answer any questions about why

Ridcully decides the wizards should be involved, and Ponder Stibbons should make a float and organize the refreshments for them to eat while riding on the float. Ridcully's concept of allyship is loudly saying, "Well done, that man!" and pointing at anyone he thinks is exhibiting particularly queer behavior.

Madam Sharn and Pepe release a whole new line of Pride-themed chainmail

Bengo Macarona is embraced as a gay icon

Reg Shoe decides the main pride event is too corporate, and organizes an alternative pride parade for the same time and place; this immediately gets subsumed by the main pride event. Some Omnians show up to Pride to protest and Reg is delighted to have someone to fight with.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the tags, I love all of you

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Assasins Guild have a float for queer youth dealing with unsupportive parents that has a banner that reads "Over their dead body? WE CAN HELP"

[digitaldiscipline]

Nobby is voted Most Genderful for the ninth year in a row.

[dduane]

This thread has gotten seriously better since I saw it last. :)

[the-witchhunter]

Suddenly being smacked in the middle of this by the fact Vetinari was disappointed Vimes didn't properly handcuff him and made a note to get some proper shackles for next time

 'You're not going to handcuff me?' Vimes's mouth dropped open. 'Why should I do that?' 'Treason is very nearly the ultimate crime, Sir Samuel. I think I should demand handcuffs.' 'All right, if you insist.' Vimes nodded at Dorfl. 'Cuff him, then.' 'You haven't got any shackles, by any chance?' said Lord Vetinari, as Dorfly produced a pair of handcuffs. 'We may as well do this thing properly -' 'No. We don't have any shackles.' 'I was only trying to help, Sir Samuel. Shall we be going?' - Jingo

[makingtrouble]

Dibbler pitches his mismatched flags by swearing up and down that each flag represents one of the lesser known genders and can be verified, absolutely verified, by the kind hardworking ladies/gents/et cetera of the Ankh Morpork Bureau of Gender.

Just reach your hand into the pile and pull out the flag that resonates with your unique gender!

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy