#fatmerica

[uselesskitchentools-blog]

This is wrong on 100 levels.  Can you not use a knife?  Can you not place the slice of dominos on the plate inches away?  Perhaps you should return the scissors, eat the pizza whole as a burrito like a good fat 'merican and choke on your own vomit.

[truththousandfourteen]

size small at target is not.

good luck finding anything that fits right at a huge store like target. apparently, 'small' has changed to accomodate the ever-inflating skin-suit of the 'average american'. 1 man, under tarp, immobilized, with whipping-cream and netflix for all.

[truththousandfourteen]

scones do not have frosting.

but what do i know: i think that coffee doesn't have 'whip cream' on top.